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Wicked City (2022)
Jordan is ANNOYING AF
It's cool for the most part. The acting is decent and sometimes over kill as usual. Started off stupid, but it got better. I get it, a bunch of women coming into their powers and trying their best to overcome obstacles and find answers. A newcomer that doesn't know she's a witch (nothing new at all) An eager to jumpstart her powers witch that is childlike and annoying at times. A grounded one. A sexual one. A mature one. Yay you have your coven. A mentor that basically shuns the newcomer until b.s. Starts to happen now the explanation starts when all of this could've been avoided instead of hiding the truth. I despise lazy writing. Anyway I gave it a 5 just because. It's not bad, but like I said...i despise lazy writing.
Just Beyond: The Treehouse (2021)
The best episode
I came to watch this series because of a recent clip I saw on IG about this particular episode, but I didn't know exactly which episode it was within the series. Although I had an inkling, but what I can say is that they saved the best for last.
This one had more heart and better acting then the rest. It made more sense than the other episodes in the season. I know there's only but so much you can do with 30 min episodes, but I wish in the other dimension, the main character would have told the bully he was supposedly friends with, to quit picking on his actual friend. He kind of just brushed him off and went about this day.
Maybe explain why the visions or glitches looked more apocalyptic. That's what definitely made the episode more interesting. I guess it could be more of a satire. Again the explanation wasn't really it. Of course the main characters wouldn't have known why, but maybe a reference or page from the comics that they were reading would've explained it more. Over all it was cool. Hope you enjoy it. I just stumbled upon it this year and I don't think they got renewed for a second season.
Ghosted (2023)
Marvel meets True Lies
It was cool for the most part, but of course some dumb decisions being made throughout the movie. A little predictable as with a lot of these types of movies, but that's to be expected. The cameos were a surprise to be honest. His parents, the villians, bounty hunters, her exes, the cowkers, etc. It was a mini Marvel reunion as well. Didn't know Scarlet Johansson was supposed to play the main character/ love interest tho. That would've been cool to see.
And yes it sort of reminded me of a loose version of True Lies with their relationship and the discovery of how it came to be sort of and how it ended. The dinner table and date night etc. Just my thought. It wasn't bad. Give it a try.
The Next 365 Days (2022)
LOL!!! Y'all are funny...
I couldn't even finish watching the first movie, didn't even try to watch the second because I was completely confused as to why they made it and then cancel great shows, and I HAD NO CLUE they even made a 3rd film. LOL!! And yet, y'all are reviewing and criticizing this movie as if it was going to get better.
Y'all are mad but YOU STILL WATCHED IT! The same ones complaining are going to watch the 4th one if they come out with it. Y'all know the only reason y'all are watching it was because of the leads in this. These types of movies have no plot or anything. LIke I don't even remember the first one and couldn't even tell you what was going on so I think
I stopped like 45 mins in or less cuz I couldn't take it anymore and you think I'm going to waste my time with the 2nd and 3rd installment like y'all did!! LOL!! Y'all know the definition of insanity, right? I have no clue what you all are expecting from this franchise!! LOL!! Alright I'm done... Carry on y'all but I just had to comment because the reviews are funny asf!! Smh.
Thor: Love and Thunder (2022)
Stop with the forced comedy!!
I'm sorry, but after Endgame the Marvel movies have went down hill for me. This movie had so many plot holes and pointless scenes and for the love of "gods" STOP WITH THE FORCED COMEDY!!! It's getting extremely annoying!!! I'm probably the only one that didn't like Ragnarok, but even I prefer to watch that over this mess of a movie! And WTF was the Guardians even there if they weren't going to help?? Like go away! Ugh.
John Apple Jack (2013)
Wtf did I just PARTIALLY watch?
I'm going to be completely honest... I'm a black man and I thank GOD there weren't any black men in this movie (at least the first 30 mins I could stomach). The stereotypes, fetishization, and racism towards the Asians was ridiculous! Like my face was seriously frowned up and I cringed so much from the acting! Nothing made sense and there was no plot! No point and no purpose. Like... Everyone else summed it up so I'm not going to spend time on this. If I can give lower than a 0 on this I would. Like they would have to owe me in order to watch this garbage dump of a movie. Smh... Just have someone run over your foot with a car. It'll be way better than sitting through this mess.
Green Ghost and the Masters of the Stone (2021)
The Power of 3
I mean, what can I say? The writer and director is also the lead in this film. He's a struggling car dealership owner on the brink of losing it because he's not making any money, but he has time to put on this costume and go to an underground fight club.
The supporting actors around him were cool for the most part, but I find it hard to believe that you have a man that grew up in a Hispanic household with 2 other children the same age starting off and then X amount of years later, he's supposed to be the same age as an adult with the 2 other children, but literally is like 15 years or so older playing like a late 20s, early 30s adult role.
Like Gtfoh! If you wanted to star in your own movie, get actors around your age or if you wanted them to be in that age group then get someone to play you of that age. Like make it make sense. I'm skipping parts of the film because I'm very critical when it comes to films and I don't think I've ever written a review before, but I wanted to for this one. For the most part the CGI and definitely the fighting scenes were cool.
The story line is eh... Aside from all of this, I don't know why, but I knew it was coming. When the final fight scene was happening, they literally said the famous line "The power of 3" LOL!! I was like what in the bootleg Charmed mess is this?? Anyway... I can't, but it's something to do I suppose if you want background noise while doing the dishes or cooking I guess Lol!! Oh and btw, the business is saved of course. How they did it was unknown, but why couldn't they do it before got so deep in debt is beyond me... smh.