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Reviews
Resident Evil: Retribution (2012)
Pseudo Critics
I am sick to death of all these pseudo, self styled armchair critics. Get a life, it's only a movie for God sake. It's not the end of the world. Nobody cares whether you hated the movie or not. If you're concerned about blowing $10 bucks, stay home, save your money and save the rest of us from having to waste time reading your frustrated drivel. The world is going to hell in a hand basket and your worried whether a stupid movie fits your intellectual sensitivities or not. Professional critics are bad enough without having some critic wannabe mudding the waters. Park it @ home and read a friggin' book! Let the rest of us go out for a night of pure escapism and enjoy the movie. if it sucks, I'm sure we'll survive it.
The Phantom (2009)
This isn't the Phantom I grew up with, not even close!
The telling of this tale is lacking an important ingredient...The Phantom! What were these idiots thinking? Maybe they were thinking; we're bored and thought; "Hey, we've got nothing better to do, what do you say we totally destroy the story of the Phantom, a legendary, heroic icon that has been around for over 50 years. If you can make it past the first hour without falling asleep, waiting for the Phantom to appear, don't bother. You will have lost an hour of your life that you'll never get back again. The "Ghost who walks," never makes an appearance, at least not the Phantom I grew up with! This poorly executed attempt to resurrect one of the greatest crime fighters of all time fails miserably. Don't waste your time looking for the Phantom, he just isn't here!