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Cocaine Bear (2023)
Complete Gore Fest
I'm sorry that this was Ray Liotta's last film. It is a gore fest. If you enjoy seeing holes blown in people's faces, a person falling out of a vehicle and being dragged face down, limbs being torn off, blood flying everywhere, etc. Then this is the flick for you, otherwise - it's a "negatory ghost rider"..... I had to turn it off about a third of the way in because I couldn't take the gore anymore. I will say that the bear CGI or whatever, was pretty good. The children in the film were very good actors also, I hope they get a chance to be in something else too. All in all, I could have "taken" the gore if the film was funnier or more suspenseful but it just wasn't worth the stomach churning or the time.
Disappearance (2002)
A complete waste of time
Had a great setup but then went absolutely no where. I kept waiting to have the film come full circle but you never find out what was going on except a vague notion that there were mutants around - which you never see. This should not have a 5 rating, maybe a 3 for realistic sets. The acting wasn't bad. The people end up staying in the town but you don't know why. I can't even guess why. One minute they are supposed to have something terrible happen to them - which we don't see and the next thing they are alive and waitressing with no explanation as to what happened and why they stay. Really disappointing.
Mother! (2017)
Tedious
One of the most tedious, boring, loooong, movies I've ever seen. It was loud, confusing, and when you think you've figured out what is/may be going on - you don't care. Don't waste your time.
I'm Thinking of Ending Things (2020)
I don't care
Yes, I had to read other posts to figure out what the heck I just saw. Even with the explanations (which I get BTW) I still think this movie is a total waste of time. It starts out okay (maybe it's a horror movie? maybe he or she is crazy?) but it just goes on and on and on with the symbolism and it just wears you out. You keep waiting and waiting to have things fall in place so you know what is going on and it never happens until, maybe, the end. And then at that point, even if you "get it" you don't care. You don't care about the story, the people, the point of it all - it's just boring.
Personal Shopper (2016)
Painful
Like watching paint dry, spraying it with water and watching it dry again.
After.Life (2009)
Really Bad
My daughter was going to watch Burgler with Whoopi Goldberg, but I came in the room just in time and stopped her. So we watched After.Life instead. Now I wish we had watched Burgler. This movie was awful (these letters would be capitalized but we are not allowed to "shout"), confusing, same lines over and over, pointless nudity, pointless gore, just a dumb film. We did start getting some good laughs at one point - MST 3 style. It was the only redeeming thing about the time we wasted watching this. Frustrating, because there were several big stars in this film. I can't help but wonder what on Earth these stars must have thought about when they saw the finished product! I would have grabbed the print, ran off with it, and burned it before it got out to the general public......
Hi, Mom! (1970)
only for Woody Allen fans!!!
Seems everyone in this film is channeling Woody Allen. They stammer and pause and stammer some more. Only for REALLY die-hard DeNero fans! It tries to appear as edgy and artistic - but it comes off as looking like a very, very low budget film made by college students. The most often used word in the whole film is "hum". The film does peg the atmosphere of the late sixties/early seventies though. If you like films where people are CONSTANTLY talking over each other, horrible lighting (even if it is for "art's sake"), and makes you feel like you are sitting in on a lame political meeting, then you might like this - but you need to be really bored. I found this CD in the dollar bin and now I know why.
The Village (2004)
I gave it an eight...
I confess, I am a Shylaman fan. I watch a LOT of movies and usually guess the endings. Sixth Sense's ending actually made me gasp! Then, like many, I wanted to go right back in and see it again. I wouldn't say that about The Village but I did really like it. The many little mysteries inside the mystery was just as much fun to contemplate as the movie overall. Several scenes surprised me as did the ending. (Possible spoiler) One "love scene" speech caused an audience member to go AWW real loud and caused a giggle across the audience as we were all thinking aww, we just didn't say it out loud. There were several gasps from the audience during this movie and at least one scream ;). I couldn't wait to see this movie and I wasn't disappointed - can't wait for the next one either!!!!!!!!!
The Princess Bride (1987)
THE PERFECT TEN!!!
No one gives a score of ten easily! But if any movie deserves it, this one does. It is a delightful movie for young and old. My family is STILL bonding over this movie every time we say "MARE-WEDGE" or a lispy "INCONCEIVABLE" or "MY NAME IS ....". It DOES get better with each viewing. It is also the rare movie where EVERY character is perfectly cast. Cary's amazing cheekbones, Andre, Peter Faulk, all of them. To me the best scene is when Cary is limp all over and they drag him around and hold his head up by his hair! Also, the scene where the two swoardsmen meet in the hall and instead of fighting, as you expect them to, one RUNS away. It is a grand tongue-in-cheek fairy tale for all the ages. THE BEST, THE BEST, THE BEST!!!!!! ENJOY!
The Vanishing (1993)
CHILLING
I did not know of the original movie when I watched this version, but I really liked this remake. You can really see Sandra Bullock's RED FLAGS go off when she is at Barney's car, but the family picture she sees in his car causes her to ignore them and she gets in anyway. Scary to see just how easy it was to trick her. Jeff Bridges was excellent - I never would have cast him in this part but he was great. Very suspenseful ending, and I found it refreshing the girlfriend had some guts and brains to deal with the situation. Whenever I find out someone hasn't seen this movie it is one that I insist they watch!
White Palace (1990)
Very Romantic Movie
I really, really, really, liked this movie and watch it every couple of months. James Spader is great (and surprisingly sexy) in this movie. Susan Sarandon plays just the right character. The story is actually believable - that this young man could fall for an older woman. Susans outfits are really dated though.
SPOILER???
I say White Palace has the most romantic kiss in the movies I have ever seen. At the end of the movie when James takes his arm and sweeps off the table, lays Susan down on it, climbs on top of her, then pulls his trench coat up over their heads - is simply delicious!!!