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2/10
Bad movie, please fade away from my memory!
9 April 2011
Warning: Spoilers
This brief review contains 'almost' no spoilers, as it would be nearly impossible to spoil this made-for-Syfy movie any more than it already is.

First, I'll admit that I didn't watch "Fading of the Cries" all the way through. I simply couldn't do it. I was hoping to end a Saturday night with a good story through good storytelling. What I got was bored and sleepy, really fast.

It all starts off with, at the time, a very confusing beginning that takes place 14 years in the past. Then it jumps to the present and, shortly thereafter, demons start to inexplicably come out of nowhere and attack everybody in the neighborhood. At this time, the hero shows up (also out of nowhere) wielding only a ninja sword and begins slicing up demons with smooth moves that could only be learned at Summer Camp. Soon after, were transported back to the past for more confusion. The movie never gives you time to care about the characters, the story, nothing.

"Fading of the Cries" has the typical low budget special effects that we've all come to expect from SyFy-esque movies. Unfortunately, that is this movie's only high note (other than Brad Dourif, which is why I gave it 2 stars). The acting is bad, at best, especially when it comes to Jordan Matthews (Jacob), but the director, Brian A. Metcalf, should take most of the blame for how everything turned out. The monologue and dialogue lacked conviction and intelligence, as if written for an uninspiring children's book. However, only a portion of what the characters were saying could be clearly heard when the soundtrack wasn't drowning them out. Maybe that was a blessing in disguise?

This is the movie in a nutshell. Eventually, I'm sure, the past and present are brought together to make some sort of sense, but by then you'll be wondering why everyone hasn't taken turns throwing themselves on that sword. Their careers are certainly lining up to take the plunge. (Not you, Brad Dourif. You rock!)
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The Marine 2 (2009 Video)
5/10
Fun Saturday Afternoon Watch
11 January 2010
Despite what another critic wrote, this is not just another wrestler movie filled with wrestler fighting. As a matter of fact, there was very, very little wrestling apparent in this movie, especially compared to other WWE movies. I would NOT hesitate to say that Ted DiBiase Jr. was actually the one redeeming factor in this film, to my own personal surprise. Every other actor and actress in this movie acted, or overacted, as would be predicted in a typical thrown-together WWE action film. Yet, Ted DiBiase spoke and acted in a much more real way that would allow us to believe that we could relate to him and his actions and decisions. Though this film is predictable 99.9% of the time, I actually enjoyed watching it for nothing other than the factor of simple fun and amusement. Don't look for meaning or deep moral values, just pop some popcorn, sit back and enjoy an easygoing, relaxing afternoon with this cool, fun action flick.
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6/10
Made-For-TV on the Big Screen
7 December 2009
Warning: Spoilers
I have never read the books, so my rating is strictly based on the movie series so far.

First, I have to say that this series is not very appealing to me, so far. To me, it looks like something Aaron Spelling has been working on, if he were still alive. Imagine if Spelling were alive and was in charge of the HBO series, "True Blood," and that's what the "Twilight" series appears to be, on screen.

I love "True Blood." It is an excellent drama, but it does not hide the fact that there is horror associated with vampires and other mystical/mythical creatures. Also, the show takes into account certain common physical laws associated with vampires, such as: silver burns and sunlight kills - not: silver accessorizes and sunlight sparkles. Twilight vampires don't even have fangs, the one thing that has defined vampires for so many years.

Twilight is a series that takes two of the horror genre's greatest monsters, vampires and werewolves, and presents them in the form of young 'pretty' people with emotional and social issues. It is about one vampire and one werewolf that fight for the love and protection of one human girl who ultimately falls for the vampire (because, hey, he sparkles) which threatens a long standing treaty between the two clans.

I gave the series 6 of 10 stars because it is mildly entertaining and the story is somewhat intriguing, though familiar, and my daughters love it (they're 9 and 12 years old). I just don't like the idea of paying theater prices for something that looks and feels like it should be on T.V., competing with "The Vampire Diaries."
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