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Coraline (2009)
Very good! BUT, It just wasn't creepy enough!
First Id like to say I didn't read the book but a friend I was with did, and she enjoyed it. I myself liked it very much. I saw it in 3D, while nothing to fancy with the 3D, some scenes were out of this world in 3D. I sat there with a.........WOW face on. Just all the colors and the animation is great. I wasn't expecting to like the animation all that much, because the preview didn't do much for me, but it really WOWed me, especially in the garden scene, just wonderful. The characters, acting, music especially etc were all great but I had a few small problems. 1-It just wasn't creepy enough! I really wanted to feel sorry for Coraline and see her truly horrified, because some of the events in the movie would kinda freak a kid out. 2-It seemed kinda rushed. Just went swiftly from scene to scene even with a 1 hour and 41 minute run time. But in conclusion, I liked it and will be buying the DVD and it really is a good family movie. Kids shouldn't get scared. Again, great movie so go see it. :D
Hannah Montana and Miley Cyrus: Best of Both Worlds Concert (2008)
Hey, it was entertaining.
OK. I'll be honest. I am a 19 year old guy who went to see this with a few on my friends(18 years old) and we enjoyed it immensely. Haha. I am quite fond of Hannah Montanas little poppy catchy songs(and I like hard rock music, go figure!) I was singing along with my friends and we just had fun. Thats what this movie is about, just have fun with it. The 3D was pretty good, made it feel like you were at a concert and all. Just plain fun. Though, my one issue is I really do not like how Disney exploits its stars at all. But none the less, the movie was just fun. :D Any little Hannah Montana fan will be fond of this, to bad its not in theaters anymore(even though this was Disney just trying to make more millions of its produce i.e-Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus).
Halloween (2007)
Rob Zombie makes Halloween, his own. *GAG*
I personally love the original Halloween. To this day it is one of my favorite movies, and I can constantly watch it. When I heard there was going to be a Halloween remake, I got pretty excited(not that much, since I thought there was no need to do it). Then I found out Rob Zombie was directing and everything came crashing down. I did not like the fact that he was directing it for a simple reason: He was going to turn a masterpiece into one of his, trashy, gory, sex scene, vulgar filled trash heap. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy gore to the MAX, but gore never really worked with Michael Myers and the fact that Rob Zombie thinks Gore, White Trash, Cursing, and Breasts make a good horror movie. To be honest, he does not know WTF a horror movie is! The "prequal" type beginning was pretty good, hated the fact that his family was a psycho, white trash, vulgar JUST like in all his other movies.(I understand its his style, but it just did not work) What was creepy about the original, was...Michael came from a pretty well rounded, middle class home/family. Not something out of the Beverly Hill Billies Rated R addition, and he STILL goes insane and kills everyone. He is not a run of the mill serial killer that goes insane because of his family, hes just..Evil! Simple as that, Rob Zombie managed to turn Michael Myers...human. It was terrible. The acting...oh my god the acting. I enjoyed the actor who played "young Michael"...but thats it. Laurie and her friends were annoying, disgusting perverted and I couldn't wait until they died and died they did, with of course the usual: "Im gonna take my shirt off now"..*STAB BLOOD*...etc etc.(Thanks Rob Zombie!) The actor who played Dr. Loomis,wow, terrible much? Suspense? Rob Zombie does not know what suspense is, his movies rely on ONE thing, and ONE thing only, and that my friends is called Shock Value. He thinks nudity, gore, and cursing make up a horror movie, its terrible.(I know Im repeating myself, but it angers me). The 1st half was slow, but interesting, once Michael returned home, it was just a gored crapped up version of the original. Rob Zombie, stay away from GOOD horror movies and keep making your senseless movies, thanks! Id defiantly say JUST rent it, or go to a Pathmark or Shop Rite, and rent it in one of those Red Boxes for only a dollar(still too much in my opinion). *sigh*..Does Hollywood have anymore ideas????
Freddy vs. Jason (2003)
Lmao...
Don't waste your time people. I was so beyond excited for this movie when I heard it was coming out. I was expecting a scary, gory fun movie. What I got was terrible acting, so many mess ups and projectile blood. Fun?..No..This cant even be called a fan movie. It was terrible, brought shame to the already crappy sequels to NOES and F13...The acting, oh my god the acting..Well..."acting"...So terrible, I mean, these people don't even belong in a Soap Opera, and the deal with a Destiny Childs star in it?...The movie was your typical over hyped, horrible actors, pointless, cursing evey other word, and some sex and drugs were added for some flavor. The director did an awful job. Like, I mean...Even if this movie was made for just the fans it so failed at it, everything was just so bad. Someone would get a paper cut and blood would spume out 10 feet. So utterly fake, not scary and was just made into the typical horror movies now a days. People think gore and cursing makes up movies....So awful...Guh...