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Star Trek: Enterprise: Oasis (2002)
Season 1, Episode 20
4/10
This is why I hate StarFleet....
15 December 2023
So this is how it usually goes:

StarFleet: You Aliens look like you need our help!

Aliens: No we're fine! Please leave.

StarFleet: But we really want to help you!

Aliens: No thanks you. You can go now.

StarFleet: Awww c'mon. Let us help!

Aliens: No. We're good. Please go now!

StarFleet: We're not leaving until we help you (big smiles) Aliens: JFC! Fine whatever!

It's want I call the 'Dr. Quinn Syndrome' which translates to "Look Indians! Let's help them!" But in this case of course it's "Look aliens! Let's help them!"

What these people are doing or how they got there is no one's business but their own. Certainly not Captain Archer's or anyone else in StarFleet. Some people seriously need to learn how to take 'NO!' for an answer and go away.

Maybe the Vulcan's were right about them. They are not ready to be part of the intergalactic community if all they do is annoy the people they meet.

I'm sure its some sort of Narcissistic behavior.
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Long Way Down (2007)
7/10
Eve thinking to herself: "How can I ruin this for everyone?"
27 October 2023
Even with Eve tagging along this was my favorite of the series. The vistas and people of Africa were quite nice. So much so that I can't wait to go there myself. They could have easily made twenty episodes and I really wish they had.

That being said... the elephant in the room was Eve, Ewan's wife, imposing herself not only into the show but on to the trip as well. Her neurotic character was on full display and, in my mind, an embarrassment for all. Eve's inexperience on bikes should have the deciding factor of her not going to Africa. (not really the place for a beginner to be sure)

They are divorced now and its the best thing to happen for Ewan. In a perverse way it makes me happy.
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1/10
Is this a mockumentry?
24 December 2022
Martin was caught by Zimmerman casing houses and then ran off. Martin then stalked Zimmerman, caught him and started beating Zimmerman's head against the ground.

Zimmerman rightly shot this waste of flesh. He's the real hero in this story.

I don't know what this 'story' stems from but like everything else.... They just make it up so they can feel good about their lives.

People in the story seem to think Martin was 'murdered' but he was rightly killed in self-defense.

Nothing stated as fact in this case can really pan out in reality. They seem to just be making it up as they go along.

Certainly, everyone has something better to do then waste time on obvious lies.
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1/10
Just terrible, terrible!
5 January 2021
I thought that the first Wonder Woman was bad, but was I ever wrong.

WW84 is just God-awful. I'm sorry.... I just don't even want to think about it any longer.
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Aquaman (2018)
3/10
Lazy, lazy writing....
6 March 2019
I'd swear this was written by a team of prepubescent 8-year olds then handed to the producers who covered up their crappy script with as much CGI flash as was possible.

Once made I am sure that Marvel counted on the sheep who would automatically love whatever came from the studio, hence the number of fawning reviews.

How long can this formula last?
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1/10
An insult to history
14 February 2019
Seriously? Mary, Queen of Scots is such a wonderful topic and I was excited and ready to see this film but it didn't take long before I excitement turned to disappointment. If I want to watch a completely politically correct inclusive movie i'd... well I never want to see, or pay money for, such worthless film making. What a waste of time and effort.
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Take Point (2018)
2/10
Who is giving this good ratings?
25 January 2019
'Take Point' is one of those movies written by someone who's knowledge of the military and Intel communities was taken from comic books. The only thing worse then the "action" is the dialog .

What happened to Korean movies? They used to be good.
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Golden Job (2018)
1/10
Another horrid production from China.
26 December 2018
Bad movies can always be spotted if you can figure out what the pitch given to studio execs was. 'Golden Job' was pitched as 'Ocean's Eleven' meets a great big barrel of Chinese crap.

'Golden Job' has lots of familiar faces. Unfortunately, none of those faces seem to spend any time in acting class. The only thing worse than the player's is the writing.

What is the point of even making moves like this? Some one please tell me!
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8/10
One of the best movies I have seen in a long time.
12 December 2018
It easy to log in to IMDB and trash a crappy movie, but it is also a joy to be able to sing the praises a very good show. 'A Simple favor' is that very good show. Good story, good actors, and a good time watching.
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Dead Ringer (2018)
3/10
So bad you just have to watch it!
9 December 2018
From the DEA mini vans to the grossly overweight underwear models... this film is a disaster. I haven't listened to such bad dialog since...well, since never. Who ever wrote this and had the balls to submit it to a studio has got to be applauded for shear chutzpah. Sadly, its the only applause Dead Ringer will get.
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4/10
I quit looking for plagerism about half way through
25 October 2018
If you enjoy the ridiculous prerequisite of women warriors and bits and pieces from these movie greats;

Sword and the Sorcerer Beast Master Red Sonia Army of Darkness Quest For Fire Naked Prey Raiders Of The Lost Arc The Da Vinci Code National Treasure Stargate Epic of Gilgamesh Excalibur The Golem The Hulk Frankenstein .....

You're gonna love this movie.
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Occupation (2018)
2/10
An Alan Smithee production?
21 September 2018
This is one of those movies that is so bad it has to be destined for greatness. I predict that theaters around the globe will have midnight showings where devoted fans will dress and recite bad dialog until the wee hours of the morning.

Not me though. I feel less after watching this monstrosity of a film.

Ed Wood , eat your heart out.
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Ocean's Eight (2018)
1/10
Terrible waste of time.
22 August 2018
Warning: Spoilers
Ocean's 8 is quite possibly the most boring movie of all time. The characters and script all seem to be just going through the motions with no emotional investment. by anyone, including the audience.

I just want it to go away.
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3/10
Boring PC formula garbage...
10 May 2018
Its the old eclectic group of savvy, smarter than anyone else, kids against the evil corporation run by white men story and I couldn't be more bored. I really didn't expect anything else from Spielberg but i had hopes.

Don't waste your time unless you can count past two on the gender scale.
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Suburbicon (2017)
2/10
So tired of these...
23 January 2018
This is just another political agenda movie. If you like anti-white anti American themes then this is for you. Congratulations to Damon and Clooney; you have done it again.
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Snatched (2017)
1/10
I saw this movie for free so I was disappointed
16 May 2017
Disappointed that I couldn't demand my money back! This is just garbage striving to be a B movie. Garbage I expect from Schumer. She has always had to lay in the gutter to be 'funny'. But, I expected so much better from Hawn. After so long away from the big screen Goldie has to return with this? Don't waste your money....or your friend's.
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