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Reviews
Deep Fear (2023)
The worst actress ever
If you look for an example why fake botox faces are unwatchable look no further.
The main character is seen "working" on her boat as delicate and uninspired as a precious Russian trophy wife. She looks like.she has no idea what she is doing at all on a boat.
With a fresh faced fun unknown actress one might have enjoyed watching this cringe fest. But when her boyfriend ran to her rescue one could only wonder what he sees in her, lifeless and devoid of emotions. Most of the time she tried to pull a modeling face, as if to sell.face cream and not a shark story.
Only worth watching when you want to know why not to do botox ever.
Lightyear (2022)
Lively discussions about sperm donors in Space
Watched it with my teenage sons on the big screen. They grew up with Toy Story. We have the Woody and Lightyear and Mr potato head toys etc.
We loved the great animation but the story lacked humor. It also seemed to contradict itself. Izzy looked for her family history. Identified with her biological grandmother Alisha but not with her "wife". Who was her biological grandfather.
After the movie: how did Izzies grandma even fall pregnant stranded in Space with a wife? Science anyone? Commander Burnside kinda seems to be the father of Izzys dad.
Questions!
Silly storyline.
Would have been more fun if the rookie turned into Zurg.