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Once Upon a Time in... Hollywood (2019)
Iknowbetterthanyoudo kind of movie
I fell asleep several times during the first half of the movie. It was not that much tired. The movie is just so loaded with pointless audiovisual attraction. It made me remember Louis CK, after he had been the top comedian, he made a special about rape and how poor people should kill themselves. QT got to this level. On his - from my point of view - downward career he got to the point, where he just might have tried, with how much BS he can get away, and boy, did he carry a load. Kudos for the two male actors who kept this above water. If you are ready for a glowing boredom with jokes of a "Mr. Dick Dyke" variety, this is your movie
Kobry a uzovky (2015)
Hope bad and do not be disappointed
All aspects of this movie are average at best, which sends the effort of seasoned authors into the realms of desperate mediocrity. The outcome is a bundle of rather incoherent sketches, that leave a mild smile on your face that soon vaporises along with a rather hazy memory of the movie as a whole. And in a week's time you might be asking yourself, what was it all about? Where your chum might remind you of an entertaining front-seat self-abuse scene. Indeed a quality farce for medieval peasants it is. If you hope for more, you could be disappointed. To make my review eligible, I am asked to pad the text with junk words. I am sure the authors meant well. But I also believe, the thought or the intended absence of the same lies at the heart of any art piece. Usually this thought serves as a building ground for the story. Trying to make a story, though entertaining, in hope that the absence of the ground will not be palpable or the audience will make up one of their own, is quite naive and a sure recipe for a disaster. Also one would expect this kind of approach in a prepubescent author, rather than a mature experienced one. Let us hope their next endeavor will be better prepared and exercised. For their own benefit, as uncanny support of mass-media can help only so much
The Dark Knight (2008)
Hmm, the most overrated junk movie, I have seen in my whole life
This movie is a non-plot action-packed propaganda movie. Which wouldn't be so bad but the combination is such that it IS the worst movie I have ever seen in my whole life. Seriously, when I came out of the movie theatre I was sick and angry at the same time. The whole movie is about approach towards the various kinds of villains, how they are and how they should be generally handled. You have about twenty propaganda lines, towards which each part of the film leads, those parts connected by a very feeble link. You could almost see the authors as they thought, hmm, we need to put this line into the movie, what circumstances will lead the hero or antihero to tell the audience this truth? Of course that made the movie a two hour drag where the twists and turns of fortune made you think if it wasn't a 10yr old child who wrote it. Ha, the setup worked we caught the Joker. Oh, Joker escaped, what are we gonna do? Then the good guys would realize that Joker wanted them to set up a trap, he wanted to be caught so as to get ..., escape and harm even more. Well, that is so childishly ridiculous, first surrealistic propaganda movie ever.
So guys out there in the US remember. When you get spied through your cell phones, when your dear ones die in stead of a rich undercover agent, don't feel offended. Because to fight the "crime" or "terrorism", we don't need the good heroes (those apparently end up as dead half-faced wackos). We need dark knights. Sorry for my bad English. I needed to get this off my chest. So much approval, 9.2 user rating here, 94% on rottentomatoes, are that many people so simple or so easily bought?
America: Freedom to Fascism (2006)
Why would the corporations let this movie published
I saw this movie and was amazed. What a dutiful nation. No law whatsoever and they pay the income tax. Of course I see it from a different angle. I don't know any country that the workers don't pay income tax in. I don't know any country that follows gold standard (heck, dollar is the standard for most countries today). According to some the banks are actually making money all over the world. Lets say you borrow money to pay for a car. The bank lends you the money but you never see it. It is just added to the account of the cars owner in his bank. And don't think the banks actually exchange real money. No its just shifting with numbers and thats why they can lend billion billions and no one would ever ask where the money came from? Its pretty unfrequent that someone goes to a bank and says hey i want to withdraw my ten million bucks for newly I am going to deposit them in my cupboard; so they never have to show their cards.
The rest was enlightening and inspiring. I would personally stress out the part where it enumerates the powers conferred by the Congress to the president. Because if there ever was some prominent sign of democracy's decline to nazism, it was the hypertrophy of the executive powers.
The chief question posed:"how come the movie was published?" Are the ruling financial houses trying how far they can go, was the movie their idea? Or do they feel so firm in the saddle? Or is the globalist policy getting so out of hand that they might lose lots of money, i.e. liquid power, and have to use all the means to keep as much as possible, even applying raw power to gain money? Is the hegemony of the "rothschilds" endangered by their very child, the globalism, and do we have to fear wars in the near future? I guess so. The globalism started distributing the wealth a bit out of sight of the USA and other rich countries, making poorer western society as a whole BUT some people ought not to lose their money so the poorest have to get even poorer to make up for this upperclass loss. They just don't have much time for cover-up. Next time on TV: Its time to reclaim the superiority of the western hemisphere. Grab your M16s folks and don't forget to mention you are spreading democracy and human rights:)
Goya's Ghosts (2006)
Hold a mirror up to nature, the art will follow
I was very disappointed by the severe criticism this film gained in the US. But then it dawned upon me. Yes, this movie is in a way dull and unsettled. For so is life. Today film-making is fond of easy to follow plot and established pace. The hero is first humbled and hurt by the villain and after that he slowly and gradually ventures upon the lengthy path of merciless revenge. In short, there is the good side and the bad side, the good win. The other issue is historicity. Honestly, I don't think this movie was intended to seriously deal with Goya or the Spanish inquisition. For simple minds maybe and to those I credit the disappointment. As for myself;), I liked the movie because it makes you think. Nothing in life is black or white, no regime is entirely good or entirely bad. There are better and worse. I perceive this film as an allusion to US policy towards Iraq, as an allusion to the communist regime. Disappointment when you find out those same people who worshipped the communism and cheered for the working class, turn into unscrupulous capitalists overnight. When you find out that Saddam was more or less inaugurated by the US to be a couple of decades afterwards put down when the pet did wrong. When you find out that soldiers kill people in the name of values that (facing other cultures) the soldiers alone find difficult to comprehend (not to mention follow, these values are better nonetheless). Such events seen through the current ideology make the "history". The dead and sterile, the history of the classroom. The true history is a history of nameless common people who in spite of all the injury try to retain some dignity. And this movie is dedicated to them. It may be a little bit too anecdotal, but hey, you can shoot a better one
Bangrajan (2000)
Grotesque heroism
I assume this to be one of the pittiest movies I have ever seen. It would be sheer flattery to call it a "b" movie. If the fighters from Bang Rajan could come to future, smashing the heads of this films authors would be on top of their to-do list, I guess. Watching till the bitter end makes you think what a bunch of ludicrous posers those guys must have been (they were dead serious, mind you). However there is definite advantage for people involved in making this: You cant be criticized. Who would dare to have something against the heroes of Bang Rajan? I have nothing against them. The scriptwriter certainly does. It has no storyline whatsoever, it is NOT believable and the fighting scene at the end is surpassing my poor English vocabulary(vulgarisms aside). For extreme Rambo fans this film might seem a helluva good movie. You don't mind the lack of substantial conversation, yeah, who cares about that sh*t, there's bloood, buckets of bloood. And the sound of swords cutting human meat, insane "heroism" for no reason at all, hmm, the dying part is a bit out of place, but all in all, this one is banging!