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Final Fantasy VII Rebirth (2024 Video Game)
6/10
Good Game hiding in sea of BS and Mediocrity
23 April 2024
There is a good, 8/10 game, here, but it's hidden behind the majority of what the game is. That good game is the "main scenario", not counting Chapters 1 and 14. The Nibelheim flashback and Forgotten Capital largely handled very poorly.

The sea of cynically-made open-world anti-accessibility "content" obscures what is good about this game. The main scenario is effectively a sidequest, because the majority of the gameplay time is spent on "optional" side content. That side content (minigames, sidequests, world intel, VR fights) are this game's main features.

Difficulty is forced and accessibility is non-existent. This is the least accessible RPG in history, and it's a remake/sequel/requel to the most accessible RPG in history.

They went out of their way to fill the game with unoriginal Ubisoft Open world content, and artificially unbalanced difficulty.

The game also forces players to engage in some very predatory romantic/sexual actions with underage characters.

Ironically, by choosing to chase money over quality, Square Enix is selling far less than they could have.
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Channel Zero: A Strange Vessel (2016)
Season 1, Episode 4
1/10
Jessica was wasted
30 September 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Anyone who criticizes the Hobbit Trilogy but does not criticize every show like this is completeley full of it.

Jessica was deleted from the show. It was as if she wasn't there, from episode 5 on. There was no reprecussions or consequences on the other characters due to her death.

This story should have been told in 2 hours. Every minute beyond that is unnatturally stretched.

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See what I did there? I put a bunch of filler in my review to meet the character limit.

Just like they did with this show.

Apparently that is good enough to be a writer for this.
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