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Nightlife (1989)
Frightfuly funny
I was actually shocked with how much I enjoyed this movie, most horror movie spoofs tend to be laughably dumb. Nightlife manages to escape that fate by actually having an original story. An old world vampire tries to adjust to the twenty first century and escape her psycho ex boyfriend who just happens to be Vlad the Impaler. The cast is great, Ben Cross does a wonderful job as Vlad he plays the character as straight as if it was a horror movie not a comedy. He's actually kinda scary and that makes the hilarious reactions from the other characters seem genuine and even funnier!
I love this movie and highly recommend it for a great laugh!
Terror Toons (2002)
Some one gave a monkey a video camera
Did you ever see a movie that left you asking the question have I ever seen anything worse. Well it's been a while and I can say this movie is still number one on my list of movies I'd rather die than see again.
Some Spolier stuff/ / / /I won't go into the plot to much ( I get lost forever trying to find the plot) but two guys from a stupid cartoon come out of the t.v. and kill the people in the house.
The Acting was horrible porn stars in horror movies that keep their clothing? Why didn't the director just cast his mom?
Monsters.. they don't say anything they make bird and monkey noises and at one point do a silly dance to kill someone. Their masks look like they came from a drugstore. They have giant card board weapons. They must of not been able to afford more than the mask cause the gorilla wears a sweater and dress slacks.
There is a game of strip ouija board that takes up half the movie, and no one comes close to naked. In fact they take clothing off only to have it back on in the next shot, and then take it off again. The director needs to be introduced to editing.
The gore is sub par I've been more frightened of burned pancakes.
At one point one of the girls in the movie becomes a superhero, and to prove it she even has a bed sheet cape!
This movie makes a big deal of the fact that it was written and directed by Satan, I almost believe it! I think Satan should sue the film makers for soiling his name by connecting him with this movie.
Don't rent, buy or look in the general direction of this video. Well maybe if you need a tape to record your favorite infomercial over.
Razor Blade Smile (1998)
If only I could sue everyone responsible for this film.
Lets be simple and straight forward about this, I rented this movie because I like vampires and it looked interesting. Oh how movie cases lie, this movie was so painfully boring that my boyfriend and I decided to watch it in fastforward. There was a point that we saw something shocking had happedned and we debated stopping the fast forward and rewinding to figure out what was going on. But we relized that would only prolong the pain of this movie. If I could build a time machine and only use it once I would use it to go back and stop myself from renting this. Some horror movies are so bad that they're funny, some are so bad they become cult favorites, and then there are movies like this one that make you want to kill yourself for living in a world where a film like this gets made.