Reviews

Whenever someone ends a speech with "how does that sound" it sucks.

It's not your lawn, back off lady.

Is mom high?

Mom's clothes don't fit well.

I don't want to picture what that creep does with his zombie.

Dad blows

They let a zombie walk their dog?! They don't deserve a dog.

There parents are horrible.

The old bat may be hit with a bat when she reanimates.

How on earth did that idiot get overtaken by the school teacher?

Can I say this movie is mostly just dumb. And it flirts with inappropriate behavior.

Who builds an old shack with a bent roof?!

That is a lot of shots for a kid zombie.

You can't throw a lot match like that and expect it to remain lit.

Runs back to get her shoe :)

I need to watch some this bad to wash this movie from my eyes.

When you hear that Predator clicking sound run immediately!

This is not Felicity.

You don't even know what that is you red haired puke.

Lucas looks like he's been up for weeks.

You leave your piece on the counter pointed like that, then you walk in front of it.

That is a thin door he just left through.

Lucas is no dummy.

People with these sort of issues should definitely not leave their back to the room.

The top of the wall decoration is moving and too young for these kids.

When you find blood on the walls go get the cops.

You knew that person was going to get it.

If only it was death.

This is a logical albeit unusual explanation.

No f-n way I'd co e back to that house if I were her.

Lucas sees dead people in a different way.

Get the shotgun.

Darkvision would be nice.

What the hell is Lucas going to grow up to be after this?!

That's creepy.

And that girl grew up to be... Prime Minister?

Eye popping conversation.

Hugh Dennis!

That is a cool elevator.

He does smile too much.

I like the meaningless robot arm in the background.

That's a lot more than two.

These people are grenade happy, but not very powerful grenades.

I see.

Bye Craig.

Don't tell me... Uh.

That question from grandmother was bound to come out. I was waiting for someone to say it.

Interruption...How do two people in the middle of the plane get one of the last meals?

"I like your spike face"... :)

Why are you punching yourself? My grandfather used to do that to me.

I'm reminded of Jackie Chan's quote... "Chinese bamboo very strong".

This seems sketchy.

Burn it with her in it? Nuts.

Weird horse :)

Michelle Yeoh is your relative! Cool!

So you have to dress appropriately to shoot.

Idiot hitting a "lion".

I was wondering what happened to Sir.

I like Uncle Charlie. Nice talk.

That's right... a kid blames themselves. I hope he learns from this rather than holding onto hope.

The beauty of making a film in this era is everyone can smoke.

They didn't know how to talk to kids in this day for sure.

What a visit. A drive around the block.

I like Uncle a Charlie again.

This ought to be an experience with grandpa.

"Once you read that you can operate in America... if you also have a car" :)

I smell an uncle talk coming.

I shouldn't be surprised he smokes.

Not the idea parent pre meeting.

Is that a joke or a dig?!

I don't like her mom with that question!

Another dig!

Make yourself something but don't get back together.

50 Ways!!! Love it!

He made the list! Joy!

A hug on the third meting? What an a-hole. Now he knows he's great.

Chapter markers on screen have a high correlation with a quality film. Might this be the best Cage movie since Con Air?

Whoa! She is definitely a pig lover!

I've driven across that bridge.

Is he gonna visit Voo Doo Donuts or Powell's?

No one sees to smell him?

Amir has been dragged abruptly into a real adventure.

Fight Club for restaurant workers?! For 30 f-n years?!

How does everyone else get in there?

Not exactly fight club, but I get it now.

Love the self motivational speech.

Wow! Tremendously pretentious.

No one smells him still?

Talk about a subtle psychological attack... I somehow do like Derrick.

Good editing job cutting him off at that point :)

Nice bike theft.

Nothing to bargain with? How about a man with nothing to lose who will die for his purpose even if that requires killing you in cold blood!!!

Are you kidding me!!! You are going to leave!!!

Fringe a car through his f-n house! Leap across the table and bite his f-n throat!!!

I don't know what's coming but I expect it will be served cold.

Oh, a please?

I believe there are zombies around? Shouldn't he have barricaded his house better? A gaping hole in his bedroom window is a problem.

If you are the literal last man on earth you can be liberal with your shower schedule.

That map suggests far more than half the city left to search.

He didn't spread the garlic out when he re-hung it.

Shouldn't he have armored his car? And for gods sake back in when you park at night. You need to be ready for a quick getaway.

Hey! That female zombie has legs all of a sudden!

Why is he using all that gas for two partial bodies?

Carry a weapon and a sack around for gods sake!

Did he just use hand sanitizer?!

And wear something more practical than a sports jacket!

He really needs to keep supplies local for essentials like mirrors. And store them in stockpiles around the area.

That was not a threatening female zombie he found at all.

I do like the overlay of searching. They should bring that effect back.

That was a pathetic zombie scream.

I never understand why any of these zombie survivors setup an unmanned zombie trap, at lest for the stupid ones.

Even in the apocalypse you have to go to church.

He ought to have safe houses scattered throughout the land.

He walked right into those two.

BTW, put a ram on your car.

The sun has set huh? I see daylight (good for filming in 1963g.

Since when do zombies say "owe"?

That is a very fragile item to balance the bed veil.

She's tired of not being the living dead!

Vincent looks like her father rather than her husband.

Okay that voice is creepy.

Love the zombie removing the back seat.

Is Vincent Price capable of running?

She has a torn top but is wearing heels, albeit short.

What's the point of keeping it from spreading at this point?! Humans are in the low single digits?!

There is no time for tomorrow. She said they are coming today.

That wasn't a great hiding spot.

He never found the armory two blocks from his house?

The smoke grenades outside the church didn't do any good. Nor did the others.

Why not say anything?

At least she didn't fall in love after 20 minutes of getting to know him like lots of movies of this era.

You could still get his blood.

Shoot a flare? You don't have a more tech way with all your gadgets?

See! She knows she is 2 clicks away a minute later! And don't feed me some crap about needing an excuse to draw attention.

That's one form of anesthesia.

I think you're alone now.

I know what this thing is, but what do I do with it?

I assume the survivors have evolved so as. It to prune.

Something stinks

Does she know how to deal with this change.

"Are you okay" he asks after what he did?

What a shock he's a scumbag.

Good start. I like opening scenes.

What a dick in the audience.

That was extremely sincere.

What the hell kind of place is this?

An interesting way to react.

What the hell is this place of work?!

Again, what kind of place is this?

That's a LOT of vitamin C.

This town is filled with d-bags.

Shut up bus douche... he gets it, but doesn't get it.

Wow! That hometown place is really sketchy to say the least.

A super creepy ... Whoa!

Is that a live cages chicken?!

Recent stresses? How about working at a f-d up grocery store in a supportless town the traveling to a strange city!

I'm uncomfortable watching this. I can't imagine how she feels.

Where the hell is she going to go after?! "Home"??

So this guy is like watching TV.

I don't like when people throw in "exactly".

Did he say $90.47?! I must have heard that wrong.

Time must be moving so slow for her tonight.

Every dude in this movie is at best questionable?!

Is this where it's gonna end? Not yet... I don't think I want to know how the story continues.

Shallow grave

Nobody likes the mouth harp.

Always one

That's a big fish!

Well before YouTube there was a dirty man with a fiddle for your entertainment.

That's what I would do to those boots. And hide the silver in your groin.

Those are some filthy cards.

Don't show all your coins!

This is not the place you ought to leave a saw on the wall.

The fiddle guy again!

This is not a fast paced story.

I love seeing people sweeping dirt.

This place is filled with a lot of sad faces.

Don't get greedy.

It's taking a long time to tell this story.

Attackers all around!

I wonder who :)

I'm a baker not a cliff diver!

The times never change... an elder doing slow flow movements in nature.

The bag is not that well hidden.

He has some good jokes.

Alright. Unusual idea. Could have been a lot shorter.

Negative floors?!

She's not making a move to put it on... is it a tacking device?

If the husband doesn't know he is the creepiest dude ever.

I thought it was a hanging through the door.

This might be the first movie I've seen her smile.

Does anyone ever take more than one sip in that situation.

That will come in handy in the future.

Core work

Stairs was never going to be graceful.

IP6?

Smart shoes... in the practical way.

Well. At this point we k we we isn't faking.

I guess anything is a skill if you practice enough.

Is blood a lubricant like grease?

Nice speech.

Drove from Buffalo?!

She is really stealthy.

At least he'll stay fresh in the cold.

Don't loose him through the ice.

That is tight... time to make a decision and just go for it... on }%>t... smart.

Is that an attic pull down?

That has to be a diversion.

Nice!

I would have hit him a few more times.

That was super quick!

Ow!

Ooh!

This guy has a real iron jaw. Damn.

Tire!

He's got a knife and the temperament. Why not cut loose?

What would have been better, given time, would be to handcuff him to his brother.

Grab the knife!

Find another coat.

Nice ending shot.

I can take a guess what the anger is about.

A cowboy with glasses?

Someone overcompensating?

I did not expect him to be doing that outside.

This is progressing very slowly.

"Open your talker" :)

It's not going to survive long, but that's not how I expected.

What's your new game Phil?

Why with the hide's Phil?

Someone's going to hang with this rope.

Funny that he waved goodbye.

I don't like this.

Very cool effects for the postcard.

You know it's bad when the "streets" are telling you to shut up.

No one freaks out at that?

That guard deserved it... who tells a rampaging monster "don't move".

Time to become a minimalist.

Eddie is wearing a wedding ring I think. Is that Tom's but we can say it is Anne's?

I thought he was gonna sing.

It's like a modernization of Natural Born Killers.

I still don't like Dan.

So many times I wish back in middle school they told us the different interpreter jobs you could have and I would have been super excited. The school system needs iteration.

Elegant indeed.

Lines cross!

You never know what being nice to someone will take you.

The shelter would not use phots with bars!

Something funny about all those drugs and renewable energy in the background.

Those loose bits are going to be a problem later.

How convenient they stack like U1 racks.

They discuss crime so casually with each other before they even know the other is in the know.

Whoa! She's sold a lot already.

Time to quit.

He put a microphone in the flowers.

These are the smart drug dealers. Nice job with the plant... very nice.

Amazon Prime X-Ray says Kristen Vaganos is known for The Offer (year 0?)

Does anyone keep an organized bookstore?

And that wolf turned out to be... ?

This is obviously a scam.

Eating her own spit also turns her on.

Someone is sheriff because no one else ran or were scared off.

The town sheriff can't afford clothes that fit.

I can't wait until Lisa kills everyone of these people.

If that happened to myself, friends or family I would have no problem enacting severe consequences upon them.

The bottle over the head was insult to injury.

What the hell is with this town that everyone is so cavalier with murder, etc.?!

And a mother that tells her son to "finish"... and the bully's friends are happy to watch?!

How would you live your life?

"I guess"?! WTF is with this friend!

Good thing her "friend" has pre-ripped jeans. I suspect they will soon be post-ripped.

After that she's just calmly reading a book? No way.

Start with the weakest.

Drop the car?

"Exactly" is exactly what I was thinking.

Fire and decapitation can kill her... just like normal folk.

Is this the embracing portion of the film.

I don't think it's that strange to see someone buying multiple meat packs.

A Toshiba TV? What year is this set in?

Come on! Why is there so much time between kills?

That has got to be one of the worst ways to go.

Did you bring me fries?! I hate Sam.

Ah, we are in Missouri according to the sheriff's badge.

If you cants do it then let the police.

Just being alive is not always enough on its own.

Who wants to live in a drug house?

Not exactly a crowded club is it. This is like the time I saw a friend's band on a Sunday night.

Crafters' Corner?!

Good enough but I'm glad I didn't get this on DVD.

My friend has recommended this several times. I have read the Wikipedia a couple times and it seems like The Wicker Man. I will give it a try even though I really don't want to. I've already got half a foot out the door.

What the hell does "everything black" mean? At least Dani had the same question.

These are the movies I want to adjust the speed for on Amazon Prime.

She was in Black Widow... Probably the most interesting thing about this movie.

Don't listen to Mark. Even if he is correct he is the boyfriend's friend. He only cares about how it affects his life and times with Josh.

You invited and she accepted but she's not going? Where is the follow up question?!

Pelle has murderer eyes.

Is she wearing the same pants throughout the entire movie?

I swear one of these films is going to cause the end of my friendship. At least pick a movie on a platform I can play at faster speeds.

Why are we upside down now?! To symbolize entering another "world"?!

BTW, Mark is actually a dick. What a complainer!

OMG Mark is somehow more annoying high.

Grass growing out of her hand is a cool effect.

OMG there is almost two more hours to go!!!

Mark has entomophobia.

"Stopping in Waco" is a good line.

Welcome home son. You have done well to bring so many sacrifices.

I'll skip some of the walking towards the circle stage which will certainly be stained with blood before the end.

They certainly have the college student wardrobe down with the horrible and wrinkled cotton tees.

Yeah, the bear!

WTF is that fabric story?!

Just run the f away from this place!

Christian is the definition of the apathetic boyfriend.

They slipped in that "check your scalp for ticks" Mark line. Can Mark die first? Actually it should be Christian but I'm sure he has to die near the end.

I sure as hell am not eating anything they serve me.

As if this movie is t long enough we have to watch footage of waiting and standing!

How did they spent $9 million making this?

Did that kid at the back just look through the screen at me?!

You won't be able to read it because you'll be bleeding from your eyes!!!

I tell ya what. My horror movie would be 60-90 minutes tops.

Ow her face after bouncing off the rock is gruesome.

Don't be surprised by the next one up.

Did they draw straws for the honor of the hammer? Just to make sure... a few more times... as is tradition.

Oh, it just slipped my mind... or he thought it might get him a second date with Connie.

My mistake... Christian is the biggest dick. Josh is the only one, and perhaps Dani - we'll see, who deserved to live.

Pelle is a creep with murder eyes.

They are really getting their moneys worth from the face effects.

Christian is so low he can't see the dizzying heights of the sleazes.

Are they leaving her there?! OMG! I thought they were just sneaking out to score with Swedish girls?!

Are they gonna make a shake from the ashes?

Christian has shown me new levels of phoney-ness.

Mark is the only one with nothing going on... until now.

Don't tell anyone, just leave.

You know what it means Christian. It means you are a lazy phoney... did he not notice his drink was more red that anyone else?! If Connie and Simon weren't dead they could tell you about the f-n fabric tale!!!

BTW, where is the rail for the second floor?!

No one notices anyone Mark missing? She casually "showed" him how to die horribly!

Okay Josh, that is not cool. Not as bad as peeing on a sacred tree. Christian wouldn't do that, but that's only because he's lazy. Has he ever risen before noon in his life?

Are we to expected to be shocked at this point because this is the first on screen murder?

OMG, how can Christian think he is a human immediately throwing Josh under the bus?! I want to throw him off a cliff into gators myself.

An odd response and an appropriate reply.

If a didn't want Christian to die I'd tell him to fake sip and dump it on the ground, but I don't like him.

Let's all gather round and watch drugged women dance until they puke?! This might be more sick that the cliff diving.

This community must think the entire outsider world is overflowing with morons.

Can we have a clock on this dance please?

OMG! 40 minutes more still!

Come on! Pelle completely taking advantage!

Are we eating outsider meat today?

That drawing just f-n moved!

OMG! Does not one care about the passage of time! There is 30 more minutes!!!!

I can only hope the ending credits are exceptionally long, but in what I expect to be an ironic twist they will be exceptionally short.

This mimicking of screams in really f-n annoying at the very least!

OMG! She's pushing him! This is a new level of creepiness.

He's still breathing!!!

Okay, the one lid closed at a time is a good shot.

Oh, it's just the creepiest lottery machine. I thought it was a meat grinder.

Her stringy hair is gonna get caught in the wheel.

Are we supposed to recognize that "person" in the wheelbarrow?!

I say we nuke this place from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

Apparently the No pain stuff was bull.

Maybe Dani can murder the entire community in their sleep. Like a just Santa bringing us all a gift.

This is why I often take extended breaks between watching recommendations.

How sweet they auctioned off the mallet used on the cliff diver for $4,760.

At least someone, according to Wikipedia, asked the director to cut the original movie down from 2:51 to 2:27!!!!

My friendship is over.

I love "young" Silvio.

Marketing was great at this time... "pork store".

This guy is not in good health.

Paulie certainly didn't learn anything... but he did survive.

Put the top up.

I love the kid stealing a lamp shade.

Toss him downtown right? No one will notice another body.

How did they not notice the front seat?!

Holy s$&@!

She was never ever happy.

Junior was never meant for the top.

How do they repair that for the funeral.

He's reading for a Time Life book series.

He says "my son" a hell of a lot.

They just slipped it I there that he screwed Myers.

Hello! Slipped that news in too.

Think you may have found one? You are looking right at it!

There are so many you almost can't miss.

Those massive "crow" guard helmets are rather impractical.

Very elaborate costumes.

Hits like Cirque de Solei in here.

These two were destined to dance at first sight.

I love how everyone goes about their business, not even turning or moving out of the blast zone.

The helicopter got there quick.

How critical at this point that they tell us the time.

He's got a cut across his face but he wasn't hit in the face.

Wow, that's a lot of gear.

He put that package in a precarious position.

A real dog owner would not just pull the leash like that.

She doesn't have lights in the house?

"What killed your dead husband"...

I'm starting wanting to kill this town.

She looks more like a vampire than a werewolf.

Not at all questionable.

I like how the overly aggressive woman is playing air guitar at this point.

"That's my work shirt" :)

Wow! That is a real hot head I didn't expect!

Life him from the side that is NOT stabbed.

Axe champ?

"Do I have another kid?"!

I'd rather go through this rather than an engineering interview.

Will has a mean resting face... he is certainly hard to read.

I'm surprised by Mike.

What is up with Will?

"So you do t ask me..." :)

That is a harsh final test.

Did she write "love"? "Life"?

Michael Harris!

"Burn victim had sex with a serial kill"' is an awesome time.

What is with the wall?

His friend is cool.

When is there no magazines?

Does this girl have an issue or is she just hanging in a doctors office?

There is always one.

I can understand why.

I'm starting to like the town name.

Remember when movies told you that if someone liked "your" song they were the perfect person for you... *puke*

I love this couple.

You could tell dad would answer that way.

I understand but that is a tough thing to ask of him.

Arrest a-hole Craig!

Good on ya mom and dad.

At least we had a happy post credit ending :)

We knew that wasn't going to work for The Rock.

Oh! That car chase was unexpected.

I never thought of that until now, but study the likely prisons you would be sent to before committing the crime. Perhaps set something up ahead.

Above or below?

She is quite unforgiving. No benefit of the doubt at all.

The Rock carrying rocks.

"Why are you wearing the hair net" :)

A towel snap in the face is nasty. You could definitely loose an eye.

Hey, smart careful shooting to open the door.

Why do choppers have so many switches.

More Temple of Doom.

Obvious after voice.

"No juice boxes for you" :)

Even in a mask The Rock is distinguishable.

Someone is not what they appear.

Why would you ever change guards without the next being there.

How convenient the entire print is on a single shard.

Why would he bring his egg to the torture.

Why would he need him to get her? He knows where she is heading even if she is going to the wrong place.

It's gonna be wrecked.

Hold vehicles and grenades work first try huh? And after they bothered to explain hydro electric power.

There is a LOT of Temple of Doom.

And there it is.

There has to be one more? And I bet I know who.

He's a surprise appearance. Nice "action" :)

The credit effects is cool.

Mr Nervous Guy is a cool name.

Safecracking groupies?!

There is a steampunk feel to this movie.

Nice dream awaken.

Oh yes!!! The birth of Brad Cage!!!

I love this... "Why would there be a bank specifically for children?"

And what is with his hair?

The inner mechanism shots are cool.

Johnny New Guy... I love it.

Obviously he's seen Point Break also.

Bad Cage. That was a dumb move... trusting the inexperienced guy won't help the police.

Yes. The helmet :)

The stairs is how I felt my first time skiing down a real hill.

Love the "pretty cool... like a spy movie" guy. He doesn't deserve what I expect is coming.

I caught a glimpse of his cool watch.

Beautiful retort to the chest hair question :)

I love his eyes while drinking tea(?) :)

That is clearly a ploy. They are not going to give away their time over the radio.

No one checked the credentials of the driver?

She sent them after the last there correct?

Do the insides of safes smell?

A p-($5 wouldn't punch the baddie...

She's going to sacrifice herself isn't she?

In thought he was the responsible one. Now he's being an idiot. Please don't continue that way.

That is not a professional stance.

That is quite a red lawn.

Cool enhanced CarPlay.

What is the street labels?

What's he freaked out about? The bag is not yours and the police/security have no reason to search it given the real story.

I don't see any willing people in those boxes.

200 years and a little crazy is probably the norm.

She didn't become any smarter in 200 years... sticking her head out the window, especially while that close.

You really don't pick who you love.

I knew Bennie must've had a plan.

Not my typical style, but I like the soundtrack.