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Kyûketsu Shôjo tai Shôjo Furanken (2009)
I was never so glad to see the end credits of this film
I'm pretty quick to catch onto films and can follow them quite easily, but girl vs girl, was the most boring, drawn out rambling incoherent mess I have had the misfortune to see since the cottage.
Seriously its a 2 hour film approximately, and bugger all happens for the first hour, the second hour it only picks up slightly with some cheap gags, but battle between vamp girl and zombie girl is so poor and trite it no way makes up for the rest of the film.
Another thing that puzzles me, the boy they fought over, did he have to be such a bland, spineless eunuch, or could they simply not be bothered developing his character, and why these girls would bother fighting over him? But the film makers decided to bore us to death and then in the second half of the film focus on sad set pieces that we where supposed to think original, but instead are trite offensive sexist clichés that where out dated in the 90's.
And don't even get me started on the irrelevant "ganjuro girls" apart from wanting to offending black people they served no purpose. Or the ending of the film where pretty boy finds out he's a replacement for her dead servant Igor, at that point the film makers should have pretty boy act like a man and rip vamp girls head off, thus making a happy ending and destroying any possibility of a sequel.
Will say saw this on DVD, and the theme song, and little video that plays on the main menu screen are the best parts of this film.
That and the end credits too
Golden Ninja Warrior (1986)
Best film ever
Hey compared to hard candy this film is harmless, frankly is film is better that the ninja terminator because of its portrayal of women, we should have more films like this. Anyway apart from the comedic abuse of women, the plot is far better than modern films as simply Godfrey Ho allows you to create your own plot to the film.
for example I had the Death Fairy cast as a lonely heroine looking for people to play fetish games with, and then when her fetish Buddie's dies she became so distraught she decided to throw herself of a cliff after spending the last 15 minutes, go go dancing in bargain basement legoland