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Jaws (1975)
Heart shattering
The shark's character development had me crying constantly. He went from simply twirling his fins to full on whipping the nae nae. This is truly a movie to show to your children. "Pa pa", your little one will say to you... "I feel there is the Jaws shark in all of us." When characters get shredded to absolute bits, you will be cheering for the shark. It is sooooooo nice to see that sharks are being portrayed in such a friendly and cheerful manner. Like, you slay girl. Keep doing what you're doing. Here is a list of shark puns:
I don't have any...
Thank you. And good night. Or not night? I don't know where you live :)
Or do I?
Who knows?
Well I guess I do...
Saw IV (2007)
Way better than expected
I am a silly little gremlin child and waltzed upon this goofy little movie. I have never watched a Saw movie before, but gosh darn, this was shockingly good for the FOURTH movie in a franchise. It had me on my toes, and baby girl (Hoffman) was glittering on screen the entire time. Although, no baby girl is as baby girl as Fregley from Diary of a Wimpy Kid. If you haven't watched Diary of a Wimpy Kid, I will personally wiggle my toes at you until you watch the entire 1 hour and 32 minutes. Please, my toes are getting so tired of wiggling. Anyways, this was a good movie and you should feed on its greatness with your eye holes. Have a great day you silly little goober.