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Name is John and my favorite color is blue!
I watch many movie and I have never knew people actually say what they think about the movie. I think that stupid?
Burger
I think that movies rock my socks!
Thanks Mr. Pickles
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Sloppy the Psychotic (2012)
This movie ISN'T clowning around LOL (there is a clown)
Johnh Pickles here,
today I made a cup of joe and popped on my dvr to some sloppy the psychotic. (I will never have anything but 2 milk and a splenda.)
the movie starred a guy who happens a clown
he got fired from his job ( I was fired from Wendy's for reasons I cannot legally disclose, but we have all been there I am sure)
Sometimes getting fired makes you feel like a clown yourself.
I found it scary that he started to kill
he did a lot of killing (there was a lot)
I noticed that he killed some "simple folk" too. Together they ate natures chocolate (dookie). I hope they are okay.
If I had to improve the movie I would try and incorporate my favorite color ( which coincidentally happens to be blue.)
It peeved me off that there was so much red.. especially the nose (sorry for losing my composure.)
I think taht slappy would be a lot more better if he was played by gabriel iglasies (because clowns are quite funny and he is funny. Especially in the show mr iglasies. I really enjoy watching with my grand kids.)
John Pickles out.
Watch If You Dare (2018)
Do NOT watch!!! Unless you dare?
Hey there stranger,
John Pickls here. (My John Handcock)
I came home from work after a long and gruelling shift at Wendys today and coming home to a nagging wife.. I had enough and decided to throw on this movie.
Being the curious cat that I am (I cannot read)
This movie came on my screen and I watched the whole thing!
Watch if you dare (I did watch it) is the movie that I watched. Burger
There is a lot of movies here... almost 5 but there is actually 4.
All of them scared me so much that I had to go to for a walk... I have a lot on my mind lately...
I cannot believe they got away with calling one of the shorts gnob gobbler! (Not sure what gnob is.. I haven't seen the prequel?)
Good luck,
JP.
Dark Web (2017)
Warning: Scary!!
Heyo,
it's the J-man again!! (Jahn Pikles if you forgot LOL)
I just saw the dark web movie and I gotta say... one word... THIS. IS. SCARY!
Watch this movie if you want to not sleep ever again!!! (cause it is scary)
I think that I will not browse the dark web and the movie does a good job
You might ask yourself if you think i am going to browse the dark web (i will not)
I think that if I had to change a thing about the movie the cover wasn't all that blue.
Blue is my favorite color
My wife made a pretty good cassarole the other day and she isn't the same as she used to be.. an old horse as it will.... but boy can she cook!!!
Yours truly,
John P (for Pickles)
Circus Kane (2017)
Crazy! Will scare your pants clean off.. (would scare mine off if i had any LOL)
Hello,
you might know me as juhn pickles
I watched circus kane and I think that this movie was pretty nuts. (not actual penuts)
First off I cannot believe how much I was on the edge of my seat.
I genuinely thought that I was one of the people in the house in the movie (in the movie they are in a house)
I really think that clowns are quite scary but if you are not scared of clowns that is okay I think
I really like the callback to the legendary actor Grable fromt he 30's or 40's (they were the dancer). Really shows that the directors know there movies
If you watch this movie and you know where you think its going? THINK AGAIN... other than that good movie.
If I had to improve the movie the shade of blue they use at the end could have been better (cause blue is my favorite color)
awlways,
Jonny P.
Dark Web: The Mystery Box (2020)
Truly the G.O.A.T. (Greatest of all time.)
I was searching through Amazon Prime and I ended stumbling upon this master craft.
I do not understand why this movie is getting the hate that it seems to be receiving.
I was on the edge of my seat the entire time, I honestly did not at any point know where the movie was headed.
The dark web is indeed a scary place and my nephew bricked his computer after he told me he went on dark web!
Do not go on dark web let this movie be the lesson that you might not heed....
I honestly was really scared at the end I did not expect such a twist... you guys need to check this out!
This is one of the movies of all time! Definitely rate...
if I had to be critical I think that they could probably change the color in the background of the makeup tutorial from purple to blue.
Blue is my favorite color so for me that would improve the atmosphere.
Thanks for reading!! Please watch it!
P. S. Do NOT watch at night or early in the morning!!!!!!!!!! (Some may consider this to still be night just so you are aware.)
Yours sincerely,
John (Johnathan) Pickles!