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The Aristocrats (2005)
Your dad will not like it, but you will
There once was a joke, and out of the primal ooze it came upon a cave man, and this cave man told it to another, and another... Yep, this is a story about a joke, the most dirtiest, vile, putrid, funniest documentaries I have ever seen! It took me 3 days to get through this movie, I was laughing too much. I only wished it was playing around my area, but I think insurance wouldn't let them, because people would be dieing for laughing too much. This isn't a movie for the faint of heart. You have to see the joke for what it is, FUNNY! And seeing Sarah S. tell it in first person, is the best. It was the best 89 minutes I have done in a long time. Watching comics of high caliber joking like regular people was very refreshing. Might have to put this one in my DVD collection..
Doogal (2006)
I liked it
This is a children's story, and has children values. This is not for the teen-year-old. I have a very young child, he loved it, kept him interested throughout the movie. I kinda found out the characters fun, the Moose was very cool. The animation. was old school, very nice to see. But not having a background on the characters was at first daunting, my son didn't have a problem. Although it did try to add 'adult' humor, it was very easy to spot. I gave it a good vote because my son talked about it all day long, and that is what is important? this tale is good, and not as scary that my child wouldn't be up with nightmares. The actors voice were very well, and you could tell that they were having fun in their roles.
The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King (2003)
A change of my top 5 movies
This movie is the best of everything, the charaters are the best with each other and their environment. You have to love the pros, as well as the antags. This movie as one reviewer once said of this movie, it is the best movie of this generation! The saddest part, it is the last movie. The only thing I have to say that was a downer, it needed more epic battles! So, my top 5 have now changed: 5=Scarface,4=Matrix,3=Lord of the Rings 3,2=Godfather,1=Citizen Kane.
Damaged Care (2002)
Excellent Performance
This is one movie that is in the range of HBO's 'WIT', or 'And the Band Played On.' Showtime has done a very wonderful, and extremely honest play on Linda Peeno, backed by a very good cast she puts on an act that makes you really feel that she is a woman torn by ethics and family and career. Like the other films mentioned this is not only a wonderful play, but a commentary on the state in which we live in as a society. This film make you think that would you do the same, have the same convictions to do what is right. This is a Emmy contender. Too bad it cannot be an Oscar nominated movie. Watch this movie, and bring your friends to see this. Bring Grandma, she would like it too.
Desert Thunder (1999)
One movie, with EXTRAS
I am a movie watcher from way back, and I can pretty much believe anything that the director brings to the film. This is a movie that you don't need to loose any brain cells over, full with the stuff that men, and sometimes women love. Human fights, food fights, gun fights, and yes jet fights, with a explosion or two. WHAT I don't get is the other movies that are in this movie, check this out... There is a jet dog-fight from Top Gun, there is a airplane vs. two helicopters fight from Capricorn One, there is a jet vs. everything on the ground from the movie Iron Eagles. Don't get me wrong, the movie is entertaining, but the only original fight was the food.
Planet of the Apes (2001)
Same Title, not Same Movie
Tim's work has been impressive, original story telling, thoughtful attention to detail. What he has done in the past shouldn't give free reign to everything. The love of the story of this magnitude should be respected. True Tim is Tim, the only thing that is the same between films would be the title alone. On the note I must say that I have seen better, Helen's character could of, would of is consist of just her make-up, I could see so much more to that character. The entire movie is based on the effects, not so much in acting. So if you like effects, you'll love it. Just don't expect another remake. That is my 2 cents, but I could be wrong.