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1/10
This is the most incredible movie I have ever seen
30 March 2022
I'm writing a review less than twenty minutes after the start of the viewing.. But this movie is so beautiful that it makes me feel like the hero of this movie and I will write my review in the style of films in universe like this Three minutes after infection: everything is fine, nothing special happens Five minutes after watching this: although you think about how in a world where there is no one to extract gasoline, the main character can get to another continent - where she will take a working runway, an airplane.. But you refer to the fact that this is a kind of fantasy genre, you don't need to find fault with such trifles Ten minutes after the start of watching: you catch a wild cringe, you have never seen such a tin that is happening here in your life. It seems that the film was shot by a schoolboy with the money that his parents give him to eat in the canteen, and he buys a subscription to WoW for them, and he has a little left to shoot the film - it's talking about the quality of everything that happens on the screen 15 minutes: acceptance - you put up with the fact that the screen is full of cannon fodder from both confronting sides, and the bulletproof tiltrotor is destroyed by the fall. And I could understand this if it was a hyperbolized film of the beginning of the '00s.. But the first two parts turned out to be quite good.. Unlike this one 20 minutes: understanding - I wanted to back on Imdb's page of the previous film and put the film still not four, but five stars, because.. There must be some difference between the films, despite the fact that even the previous one has already begun to turn out "so-so", as is often the case with assembly conveyor-projects, like Fast -n Furious and especially considering that this is also happens with video game films.. But I could hardly give five points for Third part.. I understand that this is not necessary I know right now, how much stars i can get RE4. Of course, I will inspect it, because. I don't like to stop watching if I started.. But I don't believe that anything will pull this film, so I will publish a review now and do something that is incredibly difficult to do: it's 1/10 I can't imagine how you can make such a bad movie, how hard you had to try to make it so blunder.
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Me and You (2012)
4/10
The typical Bertolucci, i think
9 March 2022
Briefly: how to spoil the whole movie with one scene. In fact, we had to be prepared that he would shove here too something typical for him. With reason of/for.. Why? Thank for the fact that at least the film lasted only an hour and a half In addition to the "unnatural" kiss, then half of the film was waiting for someone to screw up in the shower or somewhere else and at least some "action", some "drama", would be brought into the film. "Cigarettes".. Which were quietly returned to the owner? What author want to say???

As a result, what conclusion should we draw at the end.. Not clear. The movie for the sake of movie.
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5/10
In a good way - this is exactly what Fast and the Furious should have looked like
14 February 2022
Warning: Spoilers
And XXX should have had these same ten+ parts in total, starting after third part of FF (-n stoping universe of F-series on third), because the concentration of surrealism here is exactly the same.

Pathos? There is not much! Absurd? It's a action-movie! Irrationality? Still would!

In the first part, as in the third, there are some smart thoughts at the beginning of films.. But it all ends right there, and while a film as old as the first part can be forgiven, it certainly isn't this one Is Freeman's hero dying in the same way that Vin Diesel's hero "died" in the second part? Wouldn't be surprised. Tiny planet-scale satellites that don't burn up in the atmosphere? Oh yeah. Russians, who ended up in the Philippines in some strange way.. And even using American helicopters? Lmao, just, pff.. A huge plane, just starting to dive down without losing its wings.. Nice!

In the end, things get so bad that they starting get good! And that's what saves the movie How everyone gathers together, everyone runs out of ammo at the same time, "opponents" suddenly gather from all over the country, probably over a hundred people of "staff", arranging a zerg-rush of cannon fodder and dying just for fun.. And saving the situation IN SOLO Ice Cube? Certainly!

Well, a little more pathos, like villains bringing what they want on a saucer. Saves the film, perhaps, the stellar cast. Seriously, the second part is perhaps the best of the three films, it's made funny, lively.. And cool. Not less scope, but still somehow more adequate than this.
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Hellboy (2019)
3/10
Teethtrembling
14 February 2022
Hellboy, who has become vulnerable to electricity, but easily pulls damaging elements out of himself without suffering from bleeding Made beautifully, "in a modern way", with "meat".. But so meaningless that it's just tin Mila as a witch is a separate laugh. Such a creepy (cutie), there are no words directly (: In the end, he completely went out when they repeated the trick twice in a row that everything should be over soon.. But something goes wrong according to the villain's plan and everything breaks down - incomprehensible monologues are inserted dialogues, TOTALLY SUDDENLY a sword will appear under feets.. Just a masterpiece, hahah Thank you, of course, for at least some variety, that this time everything is not happening in the USA. Squishy Hellboy, whose lip constantly trembles.. Well, something around-Mesopotamian secret society in the snows of Siberia - like a cherry on a cake.
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The Last Duel (2021)
5/10
The Kingdom of Heaven and Robin Hood were more curious (:
14 February 2022
What do I remember about the movie? Well, I think it's the outfits that I remember in the first place. It's a little bit colorful in the environment. Well, not much - being back then: candles, water in bowls.

Music? I guess it was only at the end that I noticed it Plot? Um.. Let's try to start at the end: the last story on the list, because it's the last one in order and therefore truly.. It looks very rough. The arrogant protagonist, the aggrieved side of a wife who can do anything without getting killed. Many of the scenes are similar in one way or another in different stories, and in order to increase the effect, I think the contrast between them should have been made stronger, because it looks like a simple increase of screen-time and you yawn. The heroine is shown regretting that she was not born into a society of ruthless, but strong and respectful vikings, here is story where she is not understood even by other women and offers silence.. Sorry, not impressed. These were cruel times and everyone who showed weakness died then, and living up to old age was difficult for everyone, then they didn't know either mercy or medicine. And I prefer to watch films about strong people, who wants to live However, by viewing the story from so different angles, moving on to two previously voiced "truths" - in the end to nullify the meaning of the first two positions, since somehow both protagonists did wrong. However, in the end, the two main characters did wrong. And why talk about them? How greedy was the church at the time or how harsh were men? But then again, you could put it into a basic chronometer and tell one basic story of the main character and probably the fate of many similar women of that time But is this the only tragedy? Yes, I think I understand that this is just a particular picture of the story that the author wanted to tell, but at the same time author want to confuse the audience and make them think that one of the two men is right.. And in my opinion it's a very cheaply made The director's old works are more interesting and more varied. Ha-ha, it's even funny when I want to shoot something that shows the situation from different angles!.. But still, the bottom line is there are fewer fates that make sense The author of the film complained that the modern generation does not want to think and do anything, sticking in the phones, but I see that he just made a boring film.
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5/10
Just another one
14 February 2022
Once again, the end of the world (the alien invasion) is happening no different than in the United States, namely NY/LA? Amazing. Even if you don't take something exotic, like the center of some Tehran or Warsaw - take Tokyo or Paris. But yeah-yeah, it's so specific -n boring Some cranberry at the beginning: whatever year it's - hats like the mother of main female character, really? I thought it was 50 years more than the '50.
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6/10
Strange story with strange final
14 February 2022
Is it an emotional story? Yes. Interesting? It seems to be.. Strange? Definitely - all these vibes and images from the book to real life.. For what? I laugh at how penetratingly the author writes that the main female character suffers so much while reading fictional story. Yes, the factor that this is a book of an ex-husband probably affects, but anyway.. It's still strange as if it all really happened to them. Like the director and screenwriter just got confused about what they want or don't want to shoot and it turned out to be such a mess, it pissed me off.
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