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Star Wars: Episode II - Attack of the Clones (2002)
I can't believe it could get worse than Episode I
I just got back from this movie. It was horrible. I'm sure a lot of Star Wars fans will argue, and it's good knowing the backround of the characters and whatnot, but the acting, script, and general plot was disgusting. Hayden Christenson cannot act and is definately not worthy of playing young Vader. I think the acting would have been better if they had cast Freddie Prinze Jr. or even Keanu Reeves. That is how bad it is. I adore Natalie Portman, but she was just too dull in this. I can't even think of someone I can give credit to as 'stealing the show,' although I'm glad Samual L. Jackson got more screen time. He deserves it. I'm rating this a 2 out of 10, and I will never in my life ever watch this again, nor will I ever recommend it to anyone, even my worst enemy.
Porn Star: The Legend of Ron Jeremy (2001)
You've got to love this guy.
Granted, Ron Jeremy is absolutely disgusting. Fat, hairy, greasy, he's not one to be considered a fabulous porn star... but he is. Even though the thought of him naked makes me want to vomit, you've got to respect Ron Jeremy for putting himself out there, knowing that the people will see him with mixed emotions. This flick was great in my opinion, showing that Ron isn't the A-typical pornstar, and that he's actually a pretty hip character. I think that everyone should see this unless you're a sexaphobic, because there's a lot of wang.