This second season series is nothing like the first one, there are just too many Cliché's for this second season.
Very poor job, and don't even start on Covid as your scape goat damn Netflix executives!
Such a crown of incompetence has never been bestowed on any series production unit before. So take it in!
Episode 1 and 2
The elven brother who pulls the cartel face every single time, as though he can never know the meaning of what reason looks like.
Over complicated emotions on Witcher's face expressions in the first episode
The cursed boar who doesn't seem to show the same character and demeanor, once he is set free from the curse.
The princess who seem abruptly confident after running around in fear for the entire first season.
Yeneffer is the only one keeping the show somewhat likeable
Also a Hansel and Gratel style plot with house entrapment in the woods of vision in 2nd episode, oh lord where do I even begin, its a whole new level of weird.
Witcher with glossy lipstick and obnoxiously high waistline female trousers.
A full parade of "Ash and fire" background effects (or whatever animation it is) it seem excessive.
Exposure of lantern light is inconsistent, episode 1 where the lanterns shows a minimum exposure and 2 episode high exposure from one lantern while people walk through the woods
One of the most ridiculous scenes in this series can be observed at 52 minutes in episode 2 (words cannot express my message, its time I whip out my sword to explain to you the meaning and purpose of life) give me a break for the love of god.
Episode 3
Let me show you the prize one must pay for becoming a Witcher, I'll invite you to my field of training and glory, only this field has three swinging pendulum's where you can ascend the fine stairs and try to cross past the swinging thingy's. If you can make it across right!
No lipsticks on Witcher in episode 3, progress it seems.... but wait to find out!
Another ridiculous scene, I suffered so much through the life of magic and now you can see my real hands as I unveil it to you and please know I'm not the same anymore even though I can just about do anything with my magical hands. Really? Wow I must be on a mushroom diet!
A full onboarding to overloaded tantrums and drama is what the episode 3 is about.
At 47 minutes - the uncontrollable attacking monster decides to take a break just like that, to appreciate the full extent of Cintra Princess beauty perks.
Also considering what the children who trained to be a Witcher had to go through (as shown in the anime movie), the princess of Cintra can just walk through thick twigs and portray the hardships of becoming the same(I mean was the budget so low for this series?)
Episode 4
In 7 minutes - Let us walk around the village in an unsuspecting purple hood and make faces while the wanted posters arrive in Harry porter animated cut scenes.
** I'm going to stop commenting here as its ridiculous the second series is full of poor performances and mishaps.
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