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9/10
Will not contnue watching next season
14 February 2024
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I am tired of female detectives with severe emotional problems and great resentment of reality. That seems to be the only thing being produced these days. However, Miss Scarlet and the Duke offered two very attractive protagonists with witty dialogue, gorgeous costumes and hats, authentic Victorian settings and sizzling chemistry between the leads. It's been a long time between romantic dramas or playful comedies on television,and this last episode of the latest season seemed to be hinting at a resolution of a complex relationship (in which, I'll add, they have enjoyed two kisses in 10 years). So what do we get instead? Such slavish devotion to having another season that they ship the hero off across the ocean with a sultry promise of "this is not goodbye", and the selfish, lying and determined Miss Scarlet gets to embark yet again on another sleazy murder investigation. Good riddance, Miss Scarlet, I hope you have a lovely future leafing through diaries of murder investigations, and I won't be back for the next season. "Fool me once, shame on me; fool me twice, shame on you".
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The Chelsea Detective: Golden Years (2023)
Season 2, Episode 2
3/10
Bad mystery, good location and characters
10 September 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Oh, good, a chance to vent about one of my least favorite writing devices. Writers of TV mysteries, do not introduce the previously entirely unknown perpetrators of the crime 5 minutes before the end of the show and expect me to be enthralled by the cleverness of the reveal. No, I want a fighting chance to figure out the murderer. I have just wasted most of an hour admiring reasonably well acted and appealing personalities, and an area of the world with which I am unacquainted. But it's not much of a mystery, and certainly not up to the clever plot standards of a well written British mystery (see Vera, Inspector Morse, or, classically, "Ten Little Indians") And then there's the introduction of a promising mystery that becomes a mere plot device (a red herring, my husband adds). I refer to the three previous deaths in the last few months at the nursing home in question, and the doctor who attended them but, as repeated over and over, did not attend the latest victim. And guess what, there was a financial incentive in helping victims die a little sooner than they would have otherwise. The sleazy operator of the nursing home who might have connived with the doctor are both left uncharged, and they refer briefly to being unable to prove that it was murder. It's as if they thought about heading up that road, and then thought better of it, and instead added a previously unknown character.

Writing! Give us better writing! I'll settle for fewer artistic sets, I'll settle for fewer quirky characters, give me good writing! Since my husband likes company watching British mysteries, I've restorted sometimes to switching old Alfred Hitchcock episodes. Now there was a Director who knew how to locate good writers. Surely we still have good mystery writers around?
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5/10
Stop picking on Willa
18 August 2023
Folks, it's known as acting. I have no idea how annoying the actual actress you're criticizing is, and I don't care, it's the writing you must condemn. With good writing, she might be a terrific actress who could make Willa into a compelling character.

Now back to the writing. I am being careful to not give spoilers here, but the whole plot is based on a hand written book belonging to a murdered judge. The book has information suitable for blackmailing people, only after the judge's death, I don't think there is nearly enough detail in the book for anyone to want to pay up. You could trumpet the information in the book by megaphone from your rooftop, and noone would be able to be sure what it was all about.

So without a reasonable premise, and with a boringly manaical villain who can't act (sorry, he's just not sinister) I cannot recommend this show, and have given up on the upcoming episodes.

Timothy Oliphant deserves much better writing. Is the writer of the original Justified in the room? How about that folksy good old girl who watched the people she poisoned slowly die? Can she be found?
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7/10
Pride and Prejudice 2005 unnecessary
12 August 2023
I see that Netflix, in August, 2023, is advertising the 2005 "Pride and Prejudice" adaptation as earthy and sensual. That one was on the bottom of my collection of Pride and Prejudice movies, which starts with the romantic Laurence Olivier and Greer Garson version in 1940 where everyone worries far more about the civility of their behavior and delicacy of their feelings than anything else in their lives, including the Napoleonic wars. Darcy and Elizabeth consumed with passion and motivated by lust;? Actually, the farthest they go in this 2005 production is some heavy breathing. I remember however a reviewer claiming ridiculously that Darcy is motivated by his all consuming lust for Elizabeth. But Netflix doesn't understand that those who have respected and adored this novel for several centuries have actually read it, and that's absolutely not what they get out of it; I'm pretty sure that Ms. Austen would have fainted at the thought of a sensual Elizabeth, or one that so much as exposed a naked ankle to any male to whom she was not married or related.

Okay, I'm older, and I'm mortally tired of "pushing the envelope". How about you label some productions as entirely suitable for those who long to replace traditional standards of art and beauty with 400 pound naked female twerkers claiming to be the new standard of female beauty?
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Deteriorating fast
18 January 2023
I enjoyed Scott Cann in Hawaii 5.0, so I gave this show a try. He remains likeable, but I'm quickly running out of patience with the writing and with the other characters. Our heroine, a detective specializing in recovering people who have disappeared, is entirely too sentimental: if I hear her say one more time "we get our babies back", particuarly when referring to middle aged people, it will be one time too many. There is another detective who thinks she has had past lives, and connects with the victims' families by rubbing eggs on them: now this was cute once or twice, but it's getting weird, and perhaps a bit cruel when she supposed with sandlewood allows a comatose patient to communicate for a very limited few lines. Unless you want an audience of all 20 year olds, cut back on the sex triangles. In the real world, sex in the back room of a police station is going to get you fired.

And the older daughter looks maybe five years younger than her mother, and certainly older than a high school student. My husband says that they're highly specialized police professionals, and they're acting like horny teenagers.
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Signora Volpe (2022– )
9/10
Everyone is saying the same thing, so please take note, producers
11 June 2022
A fast perusal of the reviews show a strong similarity: attractive characters, magnificent scenery, terrific menu ideas, wardrobe I wish I could order over the web, and ridiculously unconvincing mysteries. I hope for another season, as I also agree with the comments that point out it is very nice to see a drama these days that isn't gory and disturbing. So I hope the writers will put together some plausible mysteries, stop introducing incredibly advanced technological toys with no real explanation of how our expatriate is getting access to this James Bond stuff, and perhaps, in the name of character development, do something about my basic dilemma with this show: this woman is young, strong (okay, I'm getting a little tired of pretending that a woman in great shape is going to beat a man in good shape in combat, it's silly), and dedicated to her job; maybe she's mad at her boss in London, but wouldn't she go insane with boredom sitting on the porch of her decaying Tuscan cottage with nothing to do but wait for the next murder to happen?
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8/10
American perspective
2 April 2022
Great scenery, and Americans depend on you for skillful actors in detective dramas (I sometimes wonder what the BBC is going to specialize in next; how about more romantic dramas? A little science fiction?) but I also like clever writing. If my husband and I are discussing teeny tiny plot holes the next day, it's good writing. Writing is at a pretty basic level here, the mysteries are not challenging and there is a tendency to resolve them with sudden, unanticipated developments. But the acting is so good I forgive you; however, it does depress me how many of the murderers turn out to be wayward, drug using , often underage youth. I hope things are really not that bad for the next generation of children in Britain. How about a little more cheer? Perhaps a good romantic relationship for our lead?
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