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Unfabulous (2004)
Horrible!!
Good Lord this show is AWFUL!!! The entire storyline is how an unpopular (and rightfully so) teenage girl stalks a guy for about 20 minutes of the episode, stutters in front of him, then runs away from him embarrassed. In the meantime her gigolo of a best friend goes around dating boys in 10th or 11th grade, while she's in (what I believe to be) 8th. Also, the entire time she thinks of her "worst enemies" getting annihilated or embarrassed in ways no person would be. Speaking of which, what high schoolers would go around yelling "BURRRRRRRN!!!" all the time? Makes no sense. Finally, Addie's singing is horrendous! I understand she isn't supposed to be the next American Idol, but if you can't sing, don't try to! The only reason she has her own show is because she wanted to be like Auntie Julia, end of story.
Again, as with my Naked Brother's Band comment, I gave this show a chance. Saw about 5 episodes, and gave it up. So there.
The Naked Brothers Band (2007)
I threw up after the first episode.
If i could rate this any lower than a 1, I would have. This show is horrible! Here's a few reasons:
1. The guitarist (Qaasim is his name I think) is a Jimi Hendrix impersonator, and a horrible one at that. In the first video, he even had the afro!
2. Rosalina's name isn't even Rosalina in real life! It's Allie (unless it's for Rose-ALLIE-na).
3. The music is horrible. They're all wannabes, and Nat's singing is a combination of the Beatles and Michael Jackson. OK apart, but a bad combo.
4. WHAT MORON THINKS THAT THEIR LINES AREN'T COMPLETELY SCRIPTED?!?!?! I understand that it's supposed to be like their lives are completely documented by stalker cameramen, but they can at least try to be natural about it. In one of the three episodes I've seen, Nat tries to be amazed at Alex's ability to cry on cue (which isn't even real; he uses eye drops). It's like he's having a freakin' panic attack! A hint for people over the age of five: DO NOT WATCH THIS SHOW. You will want to blow up your TV's if you do, no lie.
Allow me to add a few things here. First off all, to all you people who say "If you hate the show, why watch it?", think of it this way. Some people realize that the first and/or pilot episode is sometimes bad, and they give it another chance. I saw 3 episodes and have not watched it since. So there. Second, I hate the show, but I do understand that little kids like it. Just answer one question: Why is it on TeenNick?