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The Bubble (2022)
Two bottles of Rum
I started watching this because I waa drunk and wanted to watch Karen Gillen climb the Hollywood ladder a tad higher.
Imagine my surprise wwhen I'm confronted by an all too familiar scene.
I stopped.
I restarted with another bottle of rum and the "Jafrican"accent got me.
This place is the Columbia Hotel in London!
I remember after a gig, super models walking naked in the foyer while Plaul Weller's tour manager and crew came in. Good times. This wee movie is tge Casino Royal of sartirical anti lockdown films.
Top tip; no masks work for a nonmicrobial.
I enjoyed actors and actresses paroeding themselves.
It is worth a third bottle and a revisit.
A Grunt's Life (2017)
Needed
All of us who served will love this. I'm British and hold tge warrior of the colonies in high regard but this is just brilliant, get rid of PTSD by giving it to your family and friends! I love to girls they remind me of every female I served with.
Journey to the Center of the Earth (2008)
Great Fun
This is a superb little film. Oh for the days without woke agendas and white replacement. Quite the best Uncle babysitting story starts when a copy of Verne's book leads the duo to iceland where adventure awaits.
The Contractor (2022)
Not bad
A soldier gets fired from the military and ends up pennyless (happens too often IRL) he is forced to take a PMC job to pay the bills.
There is some good acting here but the story is a little obvious. Not bad as a background watch.
Ten Percent (2022)
Squandered
This had so much potential. Having worked in the Music Industry I can tell you some of the things that happen are beyond parody. Writing this would have been a scream and there is siome top talent but nulified by it being disgustingly woke.
Chicago Fire: Kind of a Crazy Idea (2016)
Just wow!
This is as per usual a great episode. There is an acting masterclass which had my old self tearing up.
The youngest member of the cast is by far the most talented actor I've ever seen.
Blackbeard (2006)
Dad and Daughter time.
What a lively and lovely wee film. This is what my wee girl loves.
Romance, violence and danger.
I think it is a great wee film although Blackbeards edinburgh accent did gtate my ears (Us weigies are rather crap) the acting was above par.
Chaos Walking (2021)
Nope.
Anti white racism within 3 minutes. The production values are rather stilted.
The story has some merit and much to my surprise Daisy Ridley tries to be an actress.
In general this is pretty awful.
God's Not Dead (2014)
Learn English!
I came across this wee gem. Forgive the awful pronunciation of languages we use (my spelling too) but one could be forgiven there are words intentionaly mispronounced.
Madam Secretary (2014)
Great Start
I loved the west wing and this is in the same vein. Tea Leoni is great as a retired spy dragooned into high political office.
The first three series are superb with something for everyone. I deeply enjoyed Dr McCords story arc.
Then we get to season 4 and the lashings of minority political talking points. The lie of gendertheory, the subtle antiwhite talking points and the rediculous and blatant Pro Killary propaganda.
This had such potential but was infested by wokeness. Not worth buying but worth a watch.
Fear Street: 1994 (2021)
Meh
First things first, a fantastic soundtrack. This film had geat potential. The acting is passable however like every new film totaly ruined by forced inclusion. It is this crap that ruins everything it touches.seem.every minority must be.
Alien Warfare (2019)
I liked it.
Low budget but quite entertaing. The writing isn't too bad and any former serviceman will enjoy the banter. Worthy of a watch if given the choice of this or talking with the wife.
Ghostbusters (2016)
Disaster.
This film is best described and an object lesson on the absence of talent. Four deeply unattractive, rude and cringy "actresses" taking a giant woke dump on a beloved movie.
SEAL Team: Time to Shine (2019)
Unexpected.
An acting master class. It shows the bond between soldiers and how the concept of toxic masculinity is utter tosh.
There are quite a few touching monents in this show but the whole troupe really earned their pay on this one.