Reviews

Wow it's amazing that a movie titled Trans"Anything" popped up around the same time as the multi-million dollar blockbuster Transformers. What a complete and utter coincidence!

My movie ranking doesn't usually include "B" movies because they are typically awful. I think next to The Wicker Man, this is the worst movie to catch my eyes in a long time. Not that I can email the producer and tell him I want my hour and a half back....OK so I did...and I'm still waiting to hear from him. I highly recommend this movie to any and all insomniacs if you need a sleep aid. If that don't help.....drink heavily and use it as a coaster.

I couldn't stand the plot. The acting was horrible. The 20's style background music through the movie annoyed the heck out of me. The main reason I gave it a 6 out of 10....it had some scenes sooo gory, it gave me the chills. I ACTUALLY turned my head away watching this. I'm not a big horror fan and most that I've viewed to date haven't grossed me out this bad. Plus there were a lot of freakish things and people in this movie. I actually couldn't wait to show my friends this movie just to see the look on their faces. It was priceless. This will more than likely become a cult classic. Whoever made this is one sick puppy...and I Loved it.

Nicolas Cage's worst performance to date....or should I say movie. I have no clue who wrote this script of little substance...but it sure took an hour and a half of my valuable time. He used to be on my, "all his flicks are good" list. He's off now. I don't want to spoil it but it was spoiled when it was filmed. Nicolas owes the world at least an hour and a half of his time for that mistake of a film. My friends are still cursing me for lending them that movie. It's like finding out the local pastor did porn....a huge let down. Just the title should have tipped me off. I hate wicker furniture..and the wicker man isn't too far off the mark.