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That's My Jam (2022)
Shockingly bad
All the songs are terrible, the host is dull and like an animatronic, full of unfunny slapstick. Such a waste of taxpayer money. Literally anything would be better to fill in an hour on channel 1. Its so crap i generally think the audience is being payed to be there.
All the songs are terrible, the host is dull and like an animatronic, full of unfunny slapstick. Such a waste of taxpayer money. Literally anything would be better to fill in an hour on channel 1. Its so crap i generally think the audience is being payed to be there. All the songs are terrible, the host is dull and like an animatronic, full of unfunny slapstick. Such a waste of taxpayer money. Literally anything would be better to fill in an hour on channel 1. Its so crap i generally think the audience is being payed to be there.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Victory and Death (2020)
The best arc of the show
Arcs and episodes like these are exactly why people love the clone wars so much. Thank you filoni for giving our favourite childhood show the send off it deserves. Thank you for saving and improving the prequels to no end. Til this day revenge of the sith is one of my favourite movies because of the emotional weight at order 66. This arc captures thats and improves it to no end. Thank you.
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The Gray Man (2022)
The worst villians and writing ever
Everything about this film is the standard action spy film. Hero is fine after suffering mortal injuries, car chases and parachutes. Average stuff i know. Actions looks decent also.
But then there is the villians. All the decisions the villians makes are dumb and childish. They dont make them look scary they make them look like "MORONS".
I have no problems with chris evan's acting in this, in fact the acting was great considering the writing and script they got. The bad writing really brings the film down from a 7 to a 3.
Star Wars: The Clone Wars: Darkness on Umbara (2011)
2nd best arc of the show.
Everything about this arc is phenomenal and is a reminder of when clone wars is does it right it can be the best star wars content in the franchise. The fighting is jarring and the most intense in the series, Clones are humanised in a way that we have never seen before, and who doesnt like rex's character development. I really cant fully express why i love these episodes so much.
Players (2012)
Remake of the remake.
Why? Literally what was the point in copying a bad remake of an average classic film? Seems completely pointless to make or to even watch.
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Star Wars: Episode V - The Empire Strikes Back (1980)
Best star wars film.
The only problems i have are that Luke and leia are being sus and the visual effects have dated. Apart from that this is a perfect film, and you will not be disappointed.
Inglourious Basterds (2009)
Cool spoof film
Lots of funny moments, and there are a lot of scenes which subvert your expectations. The main villain is awesome.
But remember this is a spoof, and you really shouldn't take it seriously.
The Rock (1996)
Great movie in-spite of cage.
Every actor is on point, there are amazing sequences, nail biting action, bullet proof writing and sean Connery. Looks good?
Yeah it is, however cage's character cringy and boring. His diagloge is supposed to be epic and inspirational, however it turns out to be wooden and lame. For the main protagonist, this is a big issue.
Only gets a 8 because everyone else is fantastic.
Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom (1984)
Disappointed
It just became to far fetch and cringy for me, which sucks because i love films 1 and 3. I get it was the 80s but come on, they could of done better than this.
World War II in Colour (2009)
Great doc
Good show, have little issues with it, but i just want to comment on these 1 star reviews:
Ignore people saying hitler was left wing. The whole nazi party in hindsight was a ploy to get into power with fascist ideas, meanwhile using the word "socialist" to give them street cred.
Multiple sources, not just this doc prove hitler was right wing due to his far right, fascist beliefs. As far as i can tell this idea just has come from fox's right wing dribble to paint the left in a bad light. Its just lies.
For clarification i am not left wing. I'm a centralist and I believe in a balance of both left and right ideas. It annoys me both sides have to come up with constant bs to paint the other in a bad light, changing history to gain an upper hand.
The Prestige (2006)
Perfect, makes you wonder.
Confusing plot but its been more than 6 months since ive seen it and i still cant stop thinking about it. Believe the hype around it, because you have to see this film.
Sharpe (1993)
This is soldiering
Fantastic tale of a sgt rising through the ranks whilst being gritty and heart warming.
No Time to Die (2021)
I wanna give it a 7.5 but i cant
The film was good. Definitely not as good as casino royal or skyfall but it was the best possible ending we were going to get to daniel craig's stint as bond.
Rami was ok (i guess) and the opening is definitely one of the best bond openings.
Taken (2008)
Liam on fire.
Whilst the plot isnt that advance liam's portrayal of the character is amazing. Gritty, no limits, and thrilling. The violence reflects the pain and dedication of a father.
The Office (2005)
One of the best shows
I cant really describe watching it, I doubt anything as unique will be made again.
The robert california arc was trash but all in all, it was an amazing watch.
Rain Man (1988)
Beautiful heart warming ending
The transformation of cruise's character towards his brother is heart warming, and shines a new light on autism which society doesnt pick up on.
Sherlock (2010)
As good as you can make tv
Watch it if you havent. You will be hooked as soon as sherlock at watson meet for the first time.
Star Wars: Episode VIII - The Last Jedi (2017)
Awful, DO NOT WATCH
Its so bad it doesn't deserve a proper review. So i'll just list the problems with it.
A) Rose
B) assassination of one of the most iconic protagonist in history: luke skywalker.
C) pink haired karen
D) Rose
E) snoke dies for no reason other than to catch us off guard. Was not thought out.
F) rey is a mary sue
G) kylo ren is childish and lame villain. Just has mood swings every 3 seconds.
H) Rose
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J) Rose.
Saving Private Ryan (1998)
Perfect film.
Everything is perfect. The gore and suffering in each fight keeps you in your toes. When people die you feel a true lose even though you have only known them like an hour. You see the fear, trauma and finally acceptance in each death.
The bit i like the most is where the ally soldiers committee multiple war crimes, like burning people alive and gunning down kids. I love this bit because it brings out a new side the axis troops, showing us that noone is actually in the right in war. Everyone is just as evil as each other.
Truly a classic.
Jack Reacher: Never Go Back (2016)
Good action.
Decent plot and good fight scenes. Couple of places where there is room for improvement but its not designed to be a master piece. Its just a movie to lay back and chill with. Quite rare these days.
American Made (2017)
One of the best cruise films.
Its really up there. I love everything about this especially the ending. The whole thing is orchestrated with tension and harmony between each character and situation.
Its probably not that faithful to the original story but it does highlight an interesting trait in governments of the time.