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Better Nate Than Ever (2022)
Good movie
So this wasn't the most amazing movie ever and I mostly gave it 10 starts to offset all the bigots, but I loved the music.
It's a fun movie about a kid following his dreams. Sure, it's convenient, but most of these crazy adventure movies are. It was funny and heartwarming so I had a great time.
It's sweet, heartwarming and the main kid is fantastic.
Fear Street: 1994 (2021)
These kids were too stupid for me to enjoy the film
I was into the movie at first. The set-up was interesting, the characters were fun - I didn't like all of them, but I liked enough. It wasn't a super original dynamic, but I can appreciate the formula of a good slasher film. But after they realize what the witch wants from them, it gets really dumb. Every choice the characters made after that one was terrible.
Spoilers below
They decide they need to kill the girl the witch is after and the way they decide to do that is... a drug overdose? That would literally be at the bottom of the list for a way to kill someone while you are being hunted by multiple killers. So they hole up in a pharmacy and all paint themselves with the targets blood to lure the zombie killers away from the target while she takes like 15 minutes to try and OD. Naturally because this an incredibly stupid plan, they start dying one by one... and suddenly all the interesting characters are dead...
They had an ambulance, if they were smart they would have stayed mobile and used the defibrillator to kill the girl. Flatliners came out in 1990 so these kids have no excuse. They're just dumb.