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The Dinner (2017)
Don't consume this dinner
If you don't mind watching a movie that seems to be on a timer and simply ends abruptly when the timer goes off, then this movie is for you. Otherwise don't be fooled by the great cast or what may seem like an appealing description of the plot. Perhaps they ran out of money or time to complete the movie. Nonetheless save yourself two hours of the terrible writing and watch something else. Even the food at the fancy restaurant seemed like a tease and nothing of real substance, leaving you quite unsatisfied. It's a good thing I watched this movie for free, or else I would have asked for a refund.
Spencer (2021)
Let me do you a favor
Watch something else or you'll kick yourself for the time you could have spent enjoying another film instead of accepting the favor. Don't end up miserable like this movie shows Diana to be.
The Reflecting Skin (1990)
Avant guard for sure
The only people who would like this movie are those who think there actually existed a small town in the USA where a conspicuous car of men drive around for no reason who no one seems to know and children go missing and no one makes the connection and parents still let their children roam around alone.
Stargate Origins (2018)
An insult to the original movie and the awesome series
It would have been better if it was made into a comedy spoof. Also a bit of a rip off of Indiana Jones. None of the characters are likable.
Baker's Man (2017)
Looks homemade - like cupcakes
Terrible locations/sets. The bakery was nothing like a bakery in real life and neither was the plot of the movie. The best parts were the two supporting best friend characters, who were fun and funny. Trust me - pick a different movie written for the audience and not the writer/lead actor.
Gunpowder Milkshake (2021)
Where are the relationships?
The most interesting part for me would have been seeing how the librarians got together in the first place. Where is the prequel that gives the backstory? And so much for dissing daughters over sons. Try again please.
Mary Magdalene (2018)
Don't waste your time.
Lots of imagination. Very little actual scripture. Waters down a powerful story that diminishes the characters - including Mary Magdalene and her deliverance and contribution.