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Jackass Forever (2022)
Worst Jackass movie outta the bunch
The worst idea they had was introducing the new "talent" as the next crew. Only Poopie and Zack were worth watching. Jasper and what's her name, I guess in a PC forced attempt to be "inclusive", were skip ahead worthy for sure.
The O. G crew, when jumping or riding things, atleast made an attempt to stay on the bike or skateboard or etc and clear the stunt. Jasper purposely fell off Zack and the inflato coach within 6" of the start. You can tell he's just in it for the screen time and fame. Oh and hey Jasper what's your dad's story? I forgot, you only mentioned him being an ex hood rat 20 times.
The chick only had 2 bits, both lame and boring compared to the rest of the crew's. She stares at the camera constantly and needs to stick to VFW Hall stand up.
It felt like the new people thought they were in a reality show contest and all the stunts were a competition. None of them have the balls or talent to not only continue the Jackass name, but to come up with newer more sketchier stunts. This will be the last Jackass for sure. Anything after will be like a watered down Nitro Circus for the brain dead, cell phone addicted,P. C clowns this country is producing.
Last thing. Did anyone notice all the extras in the Ervin bits? Old man getting thrown into the ceiling and everyone just standing around watching. Old man on a bus stop on fire and idiot looking at her phone like its going to tell her what to do. Honestly she kept looking at it like it will solve all her problems. Watch Jackass 1 and 2 and see how people used to act compared to the cell phone, self obsessed, entitled morons walking around today.
In all, the last Jackass was ruined by the extras and society. Get rid of everyone but Zack and Poopie. Do the future of Jackass a favor.
Port Protection (2015)
Alaskan officials make Oliver Johnson clean up the cove
I love this show for the simple fact is that I've always wanted to move back to Alaska and retire in a community like this. The community is so nice and almost pristine, until you see Oliver Johnson's cove. Reminds me of some of the hillbillies round here that trash their whole property with rusted out trucks and beer cans. Looks like a run down trailer in the middle of a beautiful cove. Broke down buildings along the shore line and no respect for nature or their surroundings. Its these kinds of kids that only care what they can take from nature and have no respect for it or themselves. Alaskan officials should see that and order them to clean that s#!? Hole up.