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Anyone But You (2023)
WATCH ANYTHING ELSE but this movie.
How the hell did these two get paired? They have zero chemistry. It was as cringy as watching two Amish people getting it on. Whatever happened to chemistry tests between actors? This movie should've been about the two brides, they had more chemistry than the two leads.
The supporting actors did a better job of delivering their lines than the two leads. The two leads were just half-assing it the entire time, it was like they were reading their lines off of a teleprompter. The acting was SOOO BAD. The scene at the Sydney Opera house was quite possibly the worst confessional in romcom history. It makes you want to stab red hot knives into your eyeballs after watching it.
The things that happened to move the plot along were so jarring and poorly written. The entire script was poorly written, how the hell did this get greenlit? ChatGPT could've written a better script than this. And I'm talking about the old version 3, not the newest version 4. Version 4 could've used version 3 to write a better script than this.
Finch (2021)
Overrated, slow, bland, unoriginal, unmemorable, easily forgettable, gets way more credit than it really deserves - Sorry, Tom!
We all have to keep working, that's why Tom takes on mediocre jobs like this one.
Why does this movie get such positive ratings, is it because we love Tom?
What was larger than life about this movie, besides its plot holes?
Tom gets a cool suit for himself but the dog that he has annointed himself stewardship of gets... nothing? Uhhh... that's the whole basis of this damn movie! 🤣
What revelations about humanity did this story unearth that hasn't already been taught by Dr. Seuss?
There's so much bias favoring the status quo in Hollywood, it's no wonder there's so much back-patting for less-than-mediocre projects like this one.
Every Last One of Them (2021)
A father searches for his daughter...
And takes down an entire army to save her!
OMG, how does crap like this get green lit?
It's like the people financing these films are screaming, show me how to lose my money!
The producers could've gotten better writing from hiring people on Fiverr!
The action scenes look like home-made videos made on YouTube... by 12 year olds!
I'm wasting even more of my time after having already wasted my time watching this sewage grade movie that ends up being shown in a Motel 6 room.
Great White (2021)
Michael Boighen, please never write screenplays again.
The characters are so shallow.
The stereotypical White heroes are shallow AF.
The stereotypical non-White villains are shallow AF.
The characters' decisions and actions make no sense.
What kind of narrow, unrealistic world view gave birth to this garbage?
Please find a different occupation, Michael.
Wish Dragon (2021)
I don't know much about Chinese culture...
But, I really enjoyed this movie!
My only wish is that they would have created some songs for the movie.
The best animated movies have unforgettable songs.
Trust (2021)
The acting was so bad.
This could have been a good movie.
The 3 leads were so bad.
The out of time sequences were so amateur and jarring.
Was this made for YouTube?