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Da xue guai (2019)
this was the best movie i have ever seen in my life. my life was not fulfilled until i watched ice spice fight the yeti and his cake
-spoke too fast
-i don't speak mandarin
-i understood two words
-not enough ice shark
-yeti had a big butt (you're gyatt to see it)
-i didnt realize this movie was in mandarin until 20 minutes in when they did not switch to english
-had to explain to my son that this did not happen
-was upset to see a movie make light of a tragedy like the yeti and ice shark battle
(to be fair i skipped half of it cause i was waiting for them to speak english)
-realized it had captions in the last five minutes
-when i did turn on the captions they were wrong half the time
-this movie might not be in mandarin
-the mandarin was choppy, also it was not correct
-this movie inspired me to learn mandarin
-still waiting for the ice spice song, cameo, and twerk-off
Overall a great movie that had me on the edge of my seat
11/10*shark emoji, snowflake emoji, ram emoji
viva china *moroccan flag emoji.
Ps. I am sober B)
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
this is a perfect movie
Dont let these reviews fool you this movie is a masterpiece. the way the character have guns which they recieve from think air and know how to use, the way the birds can use the force for 30 seconds, the awkward sex scenes where the girls are clearly in bikinis and the men are in tank tops. what is there not to love here. the sudden twists and the way the lines sometimes cut off before people finish speaking leaves you with mystery and the way you wont be able to hear the characters talk is what really ties this movie together for me. the main characters also kidnap two kids along the way which is confusing. the main character also gets a 10 million dollar investment which is never mentioned again. i can't wait for the sequal.
Birdemic: Shock and Terror (2010)
this is a perfect movie
Dont let these reviews fool you this movie is a masterpiece. the way the character have guns which they recieve from think air and know how to use, the way the birds can use the force for 30 seconds, the awkward sex scenes where the girls are clearly in bikinis and the men are in tank tops. what is there not to love here. the sudden twists and the way the lines sometimes cut off before people finish speaking leaves you with mystery and the way you wont be able to hear the characters talk is what really ties this movie together for me. the main characters also kidnap two kids along the way which is confusing. the main character also gets a 10 million dollar investment which is never mentioned again. i can't wait for the sequal.