I won't belabor the fact this movie can't hold a candle to the original, except that the special effects are up to date and the best the film has to offer. Yes, the always flat-affected Keanu is in his element. He was made for this movie.
The plot is arresting in the beginning, the special effects riveting. No one knows why the aliens have come. At long last, from which point everything begins to unravel, Klaatu the alien, who's emerged from a glassy sphere, cryptically tells the hapless humans they are destined to be annihilated because they "can't be reasoned with." About what? By whom?
As in the original, the response to his arrival with firepower appears to explain the motivation of the aliens, but since that happened *after* his arrival, that cannot be the entire explanation.
No, the problem is our planet is one of few which can support life and we can't be allowed to imperil it. So the aliens will not have dialogue with us, nor try to help or teach us - they will merely expediently destroy us, and everything else in sight, instead. Except, presumably, not the plants or animals, but that's unclear, except for those animals placed in spherical "arks" to be whisked away.
From here, we are treated to an incoherent Gore-ish dream come true, wherein every edifice built by man, from signs to buildings, are destined to be consumed by the robotic equivalent of a plague of locusts. It's not enough to get rid of mankind alone, but even his very imprint on the land must go.
The earth, we learn, is obviously not meant for the habitation of man, but is rather far more important than mankind or his inconvenient needs for shelter, heat and sustenance.
Interestingly enough, the seemingly all-knowing Klaatu and his ilk have not even realized there is more than one side to mankind until it is all but too late. Horrors! Condemning mankind without sufficient observation is a reasonable course of action for a "superior" race?
Along the way, while vilifying man for having need of vehicles and buildings, Klaatu, not unlike Gore, is not above making use of man's vehicles himself. Somehow, although he can kill and raise from the dead using power from a non-running automobile, he cannot propel himself from here to there without the use of evil polluting mechanical conveyances. For shame!
But, never fear, he wakes up to the error of his presumptions about humans before everything on earth is consumed by his nanobots. Having rescued man from his wrath, he is content to depart earth with his arks of rescued animals - for a price. All the lights go out in what buildings are left, all the oil drills and vehicles cease to function, and even watches no longer work. Glorious deliverance! All is well - the sun is shining, the birds are singing! Mankind but has to go back to living in caves without machinery, light, heat or appliances and heaven on earth will have been realized. The deus-ex-machina has banished all the machines we were too short-sighted to eliminate ourselves. Gore's in his heaven and all's right with the world. Isn't life wonderful?
Well, maybe it would be worth it to live in a world without alarm clocks.
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