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Law Abiding Citizen (2009)
This is Sad
There are so many good directors out there, that could have turned a story like this into a masterpiece. I mean this was an amazing story and OK cast, that got so bombed its ridiculous. I don't know or care who the director was, they still killed the ending of this movie. I don't know if this movie was a book, but even if thats how it ended this director had NO emotion, or anything. Horrible! I've never seen an ending so disappointing(not to get confused with shocking or great!! like Seven) that I probably urge people not to watch a movie by this director. AWFUL! OMG REALLY!?!? NO JUSTICE IN THE END!!!!!!!!!!! WHATS NEXT!!!!!!!! NOTHING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! REALLY!!!
The Devil's Rejects (2005)
Zombie will knock one out of the park soon
I don't know if its Horror for Genre but it was entertaining. When he goes outside of the Devils/House 1000 movies i'm going to be watching, I'm not sure if remaking Halloween is a great idea but i have a feeling he knows what horror is and as long as he stays away from adding too much Humor i have a feeling he will get Halloween just right. O yeah the devils rejects was awesome, watched it with a few friends had a few screams and had a few laughs good movie. Keep on rockin Zombie, hope you change the face of horror movies cuz.....it sucks right now!
Only a few more months
Can't wait for Halloween!
Camp Blood 2 (2000)
How not to make a horror movie
This film is great for anyone who wants to make a horror/thriller movie. Its basically the guidelines for how not to make a movie. I saw this movie when i was about 17 years old so my memory is a little rusty. I remember i was in the mood for some cheap horror movies so i picked up camp blood at my local video store, i had no idea what i was getting myself into. I get home and i fire up the movie, about ten minutes into i find myself staring into my bag of popcorn, my mind just wondered off and i was so into my popcorn, totally forgot i was even watching the movie. The movie had lost me and i was in the hands of a bag of delicious butter popcorn.
Point of my story: Stare at a bag of popcorn for 90 minutes, its about the same amount of entertainment but you can eat it!
Troll 2 (1990)
A new form of torture
If you thought all the torture scenes in the Saw movies and Hostel were bad. Well they weren't even close, if you really want to torture someone, tie them down and duct tape their eyes open and sit them in front of this movie. Me and a friend watched this yesterday and we are one of the elite few who have lived to tell about this movie after watching it. I have no idea how Dances with Wolves won best picture with this film being made during the same year......The Oscars are Rigged!
There will never be a greater movie.....unless.....
They make a Troll 3!