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The Heights (1992)
Ah the Hypes
When this show came along the hype was far greater than the substance. Being a musician I was more ready than most in my area. The theme was awesome at the time and as mentioned did much better than the show itself. Going back and watching the video will make you laugh. The guy that played Harry appears to be madly in love with Jaime Walters during the video and that dufus pretending to play drums really screwed that up with the contorted face. Other than that the story was believable if not a bit dark, like 90210 in ways. I think it lasted as long as it could have, after all once you saw it, did anybody really think it was going to go beyond one season?
Talons of the Eagle (1992)
The Worst
The attempts at comedy, wooden acting, fake from beginning to end. Who writes this crap? Worse who invests real money and time into this tripe? The two leads cannot act to save their lives much less the attempt at a movie. I am only glad that it was a dollar rental and not a pricey ticket stub I had in my hand. Literally one of the three worst movies I have ever seen.
The Ranch (2016)
the good the bad the lame
What the hell happened to Winger? I would not have known it was her had it not been for the Urban Cowboy pic and the opening credits. Wow talk about rode hard put up wet and then beating her with an old bat! When she bolted last season they should have written her out, but if they intend to keep her then they need the Lou Diamond Phillips thing to work out. Sam Elliot is one of my favorite actors, but in this he is just a bi-polar old man who needs help. Surprisingly Masterson is the best actor on the show except for when his liberal politics rear their ugly head. Kutscher is a moron, and I suspect one in real life as well. Like Ricky Schroeder and that Caruso guy that directors keep resurrecting attempting to make them actors, give it up, they suck. That said however, again if they intend to use this idiot, get rid of the baby, it complicates things way too much.
Flashpoint (2008)
More Canadian lame-ity!
This is stupid. From the Caddillac looking vehicles to the girl flying around the room in a rolling chair talking 90 to nothing into the air. Upside down sergeant stripes to a sergeant being in this kind of control, this is so Canada. Whose SWAT teams just drive around waiting for crisis to happen? That irritating talking into headsets to the guy in the front seat. If you look at the ratings only the Canadian people like this, I guess because it is so liberal. I also really hate when they try to make a girl tough and beating down men when even the dumbest of people know that a male is just physically stronger than a woman, especially a petite little girl dressed like a man. I have so much more disdain and comments for this but I feel I must hurl right now...
Babylon 5: The Legend of the Rangers: To Live and Die in Starlight (2002)
Dumbest thing ever since "The Decoy"
If I could give this garbage less than zero I would. I waited like a lot of space movie junkies for this to come out only to be staring at the screen in awe of how stupid this was. Like most everyone else, for me the ridiculous way they chose to fire the ship's weapons was really lame. Who in their right mind went along with this? They had to know that this was going to kill the show. Granted they are all Canadian, and let's face it what passes for talent and entertainment up there shows why this kind of crap gets across the border. I wish there were a way to keep them and their products above the line. Just terrible and a complete waste of time. The only people that gave this a favorable rating were either studio lackeys or relatives of the director or cast. If I had eighty thumbs they would all be pointing down.
Iron Eagle (1986)
Total garbage
OK, the very idea is ludicrous.
1. Kids don't own planes 2. Kids don't race planes with dirtbikes 3. It made the Air Force look like total idiots 4. The kids father would not jeopardize his entire career to allow his boy to joyride with him 5. Neither would a reserve colonel
The sequels, I am sure were worse than this tripe. The soundtrack is about the only redeeming quality of this waste of celluloid. I am sorry but I just don't understand why in the world anyone would write direct and produce such unbelevable junk. The Iranian Air Force is lucky to filtch a couple parts for an ageing F-14, and this kid wrangles not 1 but 2 fully loaded and fueled F-16s? Gimme a break.
Terror from the Year 5000 (1958)
This was scary stuff
Of all the horror movies that I subjected myself to in the sixties, this was the most terrifying. Werewolves, vampires, Frankenstein or aliens didn't phase me. The "lady from the future" as we call her to this day, scared the crap out of us. If we were out playing at night, she was behind every tree. That vision haunted me until I was somewhere in my 20s. I have not seen the movie since around 63 and it may make me laugh today, but that was the most horrifying creature they ever came up with as far as I am concerned. From the time she exited that water heater with a window until she was sprawled out on that table at the end, all I wanted was for her to be gone.
Wanted (2005)
Wanted is UNWanted
One of the worst shows of all time. The show would begin with smart ass ed comments to each other that would be totally off the wall and uncalled for unless they were friends that knew each other for a long time not like they just met. The fat computer geek was unbelievable, the bible thumper, the bad-ass girl, who are these actors??? Never heard of any of them except Cole who was totally unbelievable in the part. Every time he opened his mouth you expect to hear, "you see kids..." Pulling the plug was a mercy killing for this horrible show. The stories were as unbelievable as the actors. Lame would be the best way to describe it. Somehow this show makes a slug like Ice-T more believable as a cop, and he wrote the worst song about cops ever recorded.