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Unleashing Mr. Darcy (2016)
Pride and Blehjudice
I thought the day I almost died from anaphylaxis was the worst day of my life. Then I watched this movie, and I honestly cannot tell.
A romance movie exclusively devoted to dog shows would have been difficult enough. They then decided to tarnish perhaps the most essential and notable literary work of Jane Austen.
Shame, shame, I know your name. Whoever made this should be ashamed.
A Christmas Tree Grows in Colorado (2020)
Mostly good, with one minor stipulation
Great movie on the whole. Good plot, nice acting, thoughtful script, picturesque scenery and sets. Only main issue was the setting itself: was I supposed to believe that there was a place named Colorado? From what I could tell, it was a dystopian town set in some obscure country in Eastern Europe, but even for fiction, this felt like a bit of a stretch. Generally pleased, but lingeringly confused.
Falling for Vermont (2017)
I've Seen Better
Please know that I wouldn't rate this movie 3 stars unless I truly believed that my life had been better without it. The loved interests lacked chemistry, the characters lacked believability, and the plot lacked plot. Who are these characters, anyway? Where is the personality? If I had to describe each character in one word, I would shrug and reach for a Dorito. Save your Sunday night for Chad Michael Murray. I know I will.