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Radius (2017)
5/10
Ending out of nowhere
16 July 2023
Warning: Spoilers
This was an interesting movie right up until the moment we learn who Liam really is. At that point, we're expected to believe that not only did this inexplicable cosmic event afflict him with his terrible power, (and tie it to his planned next victim) but that it also completely changed his personality from homicidal monster to decent, caring, and self-sacrificing.

The magic space zap is something I can suspend my disbelief over, because it sets up an intriguing mystery and character study. Evil to good at the flip of a switch is far less believable, especially since they had another, more interesting story sitting right there with Jane/Rose's husband. The tension in their relationship actually makes sense if he's the killer. The unfolding movie is then about Jane solving the mystery of her missing sister and also allows for Liam's sacrifice to be both believable and to have more emotional weight.

Real missed opportunity.
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From: Lullaby (2023)
Season 2, Episode 5
1/10
Randall has rendered this show unwatchable
25 June 2023
Prior to the introduction of Randall, I had this show at an 8 or 9. The only thing that kept it from a 10 was "from the producers of Lost" given how that turned out.

But then they have us Randall.

Mind you, Randall is a very realistic character - too realistic. Our world has become dominated by Randalls - bullying rage monsters who will take us all down with them - and there is absolutely nothing entertaining about watching them do their thing. Maybe he's a well-drawn version of this character, and maybe he's a well-performed version as well. But I see too much of his type in our news, our politics, in the grocery store checkout. No thanks.

I don't care if they plan a redemption arc (not possible with these types) or a comeuppance, I have zero interest in watching how they get there. I'm out.
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Black Bird (2022)
10/10
Hard to Watch, Couldn't Stop Watching
21 May 2023
Warning: Spoilers
Binged this in one day. So raw it was hard to watch, but it was so powerful I could not stop.

The performances were absolutely breathtaking. Paul Walter Hauser was the standout, but everyone shined during their moments on screen. The understated determination of Greg Kinnear, the intensity and vulnerability of Sepidah Moafi, the swaggering need of Taron Egerton.

For as great as they all were, I will probably be most haunted by Ray Liotta. As a final performance in a great career, this one brought tears to my eyes. I'm not sure if I would see it differently were he still with us, but I suspect not. It was a perfect elucidation of mortality by a father who wouldn't give up on his son.
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Walker: Independence: Pilot (2022)
Season 1, Episode 1
1/10
Lip Gloss in 1800s Texas
2 April 2023
This show is a bubbling cauldron of Old West cliches and anachronistic dialog, with soupçon of predictable pseudo "plot." All the women somehow time-traveled from 2023 spa treatments with beautiful skin and perfect hair and makeup, and all the men have that perfect sheen of glycerin sweat proving they are manly men of masculinity. The actors are the standard CW fare of conventionally attractive in an ultimately bland way. The only energy comes from a contemporary soundtrack that artificially gins up moments of action copied from every bad Western ever made. The cringe factor is so bad the only thing that works have made this worse is if it somehow had vampires.
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Invasion (2021–2024)
8/10
It's Not Supposed To Be Independence Day
2 October 2022
Not all tales work for all people, nor should they. This is an alien invasion story that's for people who don't need every alien invasion story to be about scrappy quipsters who somehow figure out how to defeat a species advanced enough to travel interstellar distances in a single blow using our comparatively primitive technology.

I've read complaints that nothing happens, which is absurd. All kinds of things happen, they just happen on a realistic, granular, HUMAN level. The vast majority of us wouldn't be Will Smith (pre- or post-slap); we'd be scared, confused, desperate, and for the most part incompetent. Some of us would rise to the occasion, but many more wouldn't.

Invasion does something other alien invasion stories don't. It treats its topic and its characters seriously. The result is a series of deeply human stories given the space to develop with power and pathos. If what you want is Independence Day, this isn't for you. But if you're interested in intelligent, challenging stories about real people struggling to survive, and finding unexpected strength in the process, give it a try.
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Inheritance (I) (2020)
1/10
Rich People Problems Coupled With an Absurdly Implausible Premise
12 December 2021
Oh, look. Rich people are petty, mean, self-absorbed, and yet somehow sad. I'm shocked. They're also not very bright, which is the only believable aspect of this train wreck.

Still, I was going to give it two stars for Simon Pegg losing all that weight and being convincingly creepy, but has to subtract one for the casting of a twelve-year-old as Manhattan District Attorney.
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Pompeii (I) (2014)
1/10
One of the easiest events in history to research, but they didn't
2 November 2021
The screenwriters and production designers didn't even have to read. There are any number of excellent podcasts they could have binged over a casual weekend walking their dogs and drinking coffee. It would been so easy to get things right, from the geography to the costumes to what actually went on in the games. From the social structure and politics, from what a senator was and what power he had (and didn't have). From how the actual eruption unfolded. Apparently that was too much trouble, just as it was too much trouble for Kiefer Sutherland to commit to his (unnecessary) English accent.
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The Nevers (2021–2023)
3/10
Well-made but lifeless
29 April 2021
I've struggled to pinpoint exactly what's wrong with this series. It's clearly well put together, with strong production design and capable performers. It's got a lot of nice visual touches. The soundtrack is solid, and at moments even compelling.

And yet, meh.

And then it hit me. The writing is self-consciously clever to the point of being annoying. While the premise is intriguing, and there are many *ideas* and a lot of *witticism*, there's no real heart. The actors deliver their lines just fine, but competently, not genuinely.

That leaves us with no bad performances, but no great performances either. Though certainly a number of extravagant performances. This last is exemplified by James Norton and Amy Manson. They both bring it, and I mean REALLY bring it, but there's no light inside the heat. There's so much *acting* happening it's hard to keep track of what's actually going on. Or care. Despite all that acting, Hugo Swann and Maladie are less characters than caricatures. And that's true of everyone else too, including the bluntly named Mrs. True.

That doesn't mean this series doesn't have its moments. In isolation, many of the sight gags are entertaining. The steampunk-lite Victorian world building is well realized if not groundbreaking. But in the end, it's a show best watched while doing something else. You won't miss anything important if you do, because there's nothing important to miss.
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Boss Level (2020)
8/10
Goofy fun
11 April 2021
I mean, what else is there to say? It's silly, it kinda makes no sense, but it has no pretensions of being anything else. There's all kinds of wry winks to the audience, good humor, and fun over-the-top action.
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8/10
Stronger Than I Expected, Heartfelt
27 March 2021
Warning: Spoilers
I suppose I understand some of the gripes with this series. It's an weird soup of anachronism and upturned expectations. The characterization of people like Holmes, Watson, Mrs. Hudson is definitely at odds with traditional representations, especially in the early going. Leaning so hard into dark magic and the paranormal is not a generally Holmesian trope either.

But the rants against "wokeness" because this is set in Victorian London are the one thing with no basis in fact. Aside from the fact that complaining about wokeness is telling on yourself, Victorian London was far more diverse than too many like to believe. That diversity was spread through class and status. That doesn't mean there wasn't racial and ethnic tension, but London was the center of a globe-spanning empire and as such attracted people from literally everywhere, some wealthy, powerful, and connected, and many more not.

So beyond that, how does this hold up? Overall, well, once you accept a little contemporary language and soundtrack music. It's uneven, especially in the early episodes until the characters get a chance to develop. Dr. Watson as a patronizing bully is a bit hard to take (though, give him time), as is Mrs. Hudson as a slumlord harridan. And Sherlock, well, we've seen him drug-addled in other productions, but here this is certainly turned up to eleven. The kids are older and more world-weary than the original (rarely glimpsed) Baker Street Irregulars. If you really want a traditional Sherlock, this series isn't for you.

But given that there's no lack of traditional Sherlock, I'm open to this over-the-top approach. The early monsters of the week are well done and either not your usual creepers or have interesting new twists. The larger dark magic through plot is a bit less compelling and seems to riff on ideas explored in other series without adding a whole lot that's genuinely new. Still, it's well-crafted and after the first few episodes really starts to move along in a satisfying way.

The performances are generally excellent, especially Bea, Jessie, and their mother. And once you understand why they've become who they are in this telling, Watson and Holmes are also strong. The boys are fine, though they don't get the room to develop that the girls do. Which, honestly, is fine. Even in an ensemble not everyone gets to have their story fully fleshed out, certainly not in eight episodes.

That leads to what in the end is the strongest element of the series. Not the monsters, not the magic, not the mystery-but the exploration of loss. In the later episodes this really shines through in a powerful, heartbreaking way. In this sense, a series that superficially seems to be another teen ensemble drama turns out to be a deeper, more profound and ageless meditation on finding our way through the suffering, trauma, and grief.
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