Reviews

This movie has no action. It's boring and in French. It's in French.

I have finished all of them in one night (says something about me), and this one was the most satisfying. It has filled my sad, aching heart with some half-weird half-cliche feelings. It is also satisfying how it managed to become more natural, comparing to the first movie where it seemed like the actors were hypnotized into total shock state prior to performing. I needed this, at this period of time - it did me good.

This one is definitely worse than the third. Similarly to the first and second parts, there is an overload of things which make you easily uncomfortable. Especially if you are an overthinker, or depressed (even worse). The breakdown of my rating would be 3 stars for the movie itself: I'd say those are "3 for trying" (the movie has an active plot which justifies its' existence, unlike some bad erotic movies which I won't SHADE here). And the two remaining stars are for showing us Taylor Launter.

To my mind, this was the best one. Also realized how surprised and proud I was at this movie for having an actual plot. A real plot (more or less), where something happens! This was really astonishing to me after watching the Fifty Shades movies. I think it also contains the most scenes of Taylor Launter shirtless out of all the other ones, so if you're planning on watching for such purposes it is recommended to skip the two previous ones and jump straight into this.

It is bad, or even very bad - I'm not going to lie here. BUT, watching this right after the first one made it seem relatively good. I couldn't stop watching it, perhaps fascinated by both the terrible execution of the film and my low standards.

This movie is a meme at this point, but for some reason I've only watched it recently. I was surprised to find out that I've underestimated the level on which it is bad. At the same time, I could not stop watching it. This is perfect for depressed people, broken hearted lovers or just young overthinkers - all with a hint of masochism in their lives.