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Waiting for the Storm (2017)
I made it 8 minutes
I got exactly 8 minutes in (line is 'Noooooooo let me goooooo') and it's unwatchable. I like bad horror movies, trust me. I like schlocky, low budget slashers, hokey ghost stories, silly zombie movies- but this is not even bad in a good way. It's just bad. How do movies like this even get made? It's like a freshman film student's midterm project or something. I've seen better acting in porno movies. One highlight is the lady doing the weather on tv- yikes. Honestly, there are thousands of good (and bad) movies out there that are watchable and worth your time. Not this. Cutting my losses at 8 minutes. You've been warned.
Sacren (2019)
How did this get made?
Cringe-inducing horrible acting, terrible pacing, and and after more than half the movie of build up and 'tension', no major payoff. The relationship between the two leads is weird and forced. I get that they've just gone through a loss, but it's portrayed in a very stilted and unnatural manner. It was as if it was written by someone who'd only ever read about that happening to people and now was trying to portray it on screen. The film is also shot very amateurishly, with corny slo-mo and messy angles when the violence finally starts going down. I like 'bad' horror movies, but bad in a good way. This was not that. This was just terrible.
Enola Holmes (2020)
Charming and fun
A wonderful addition to the Holmes universe. Millie Bobby Brown is a real force.