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1000-lb Sisters (2020)
Their journey is as painful as mine
My mind was blown watching this. I loved seeing how the sisters would insult each other for being fat, but when I realised that 400lbs is considered MORBIDLY OBESE it stopped being funny.
The series of about five hours over six espisodes follows an epic and enduring test of character and willpower, but ultimately a test of not eating food. Both sisters do not want the other to succeed.
Unfortunately I have to leave one star as upon finishing the series I realised that between BOTH sisters, they only lost 120lbs. I feel totally conned now knowing that I watched them burn 10% of their body fat in what feels like a year.
Mulan (2020)
Six Star Experience
Got to say really liked the creativity of this movie I thought they had no chance replacing the animated style with something watchable but they pulled it off. The ending was spoilt to me by a group of so called "rebels" who thought it was funny to pull a fast one on an old timer. Not that I had anything against them - I've accidentally spoiled endings to movies before (even on the night of my WEDDINGS DOH!).
The use of colour was fantastic and I was really sold on the female to male transformation as it looked passable as a cool dude I'd grab a beer with. But not in China. The wars would have been far too distracting to possibly enjoy some thousand year old Chinese brew. I really liked the scene where she climbed up the pole, showing off how she could do it and nobody else could. I was reminded of my high school days of climbing a rope, jumping jacks and a 15-20 minute cooldown depending on how hard I push myself, which is usually to the max.
Although I do have to take some points off, the screen wasn't nearly as big as the last Disney remake that I watched. Thanks to my daughter, the 65" flatscreen in the garage was smashed from when SOMEBODY threw a house party without my knowledge. SOMEBODY knows that it was very wrong, and quite frankly has ruined 90-100% of my free time (WATCHING TV). Thanks to that SOMEBODY who I promised the wife would remain nameless, I had to watch Mulan on the 52" in the family room. This of course (as anyone with a family knows) was a complete disaster. There was simply no time to get fully immersed in this classic movie.
Furthermore I had noticed a few mistakes in the chorography which meant I was briefly removed from the moment. I know it's hard not to set a foot out of line, especially being on the set for such a long amount of time, but when you pay upwards of £30 to view in the first place you expect the best. I'm sure any fellow mapping enthusiasts are aware of the issue, so I won't be explaining any more (GOOGLE!).
Overall I liked the movie and I think it kept a lot of the originaly magic Disney had already created all those years ago (my god, where does the time go), I think that there were some serious improvments to be made when it comes to the chorography, and I have to add that the actors (WHOM I RESPECT GREATLY) didn't bring anything new to the characters as I expect they had been directed to.
To conclude I deem this to be a six out of ten. Glad to zone out for a while, but while the TV is being repaired had to squint a bit after my daughter only went and broke the bloody thing.
Inside Kim Kardashian's Brain (2017)
Surprising and Enthralling
Everything you could want in a single season series - amazing acting, incredible camera work, nice audio, with OK scenes and set design. I will say right off the bat, I thought that Kim Kardashians Brain would have a lot more content that what is offered in the episode. Although I HAVE drank in the basement before, it wasn't until after I woke up I realised that THIS series is about much more than something so simple.
No offence to anyone who thought this was a masterpiece, But I still think this one will go down as one of the greatest pieces of modern cinema in the whole wide world and even on the whole wide web on line. OK
A Karate Christmas Miracle (2019)
A beautiful and moving masterpiece for those who have had family members perish from mass shootings.
This movie is a stunning and moving drama , comedy and mysterious one of this film is. For everyone struggling with the death of a family member or friend in a mass shooting can take a small amount of faith of the twelve karate tasks that will bring their loved one back from the dead. I wont spoil the end, but lets just say that there is A Karate Christmas Miracle.
Amazon prime again delivers with a brilliant addition to the platform. I'm sure Netflix and other platforms will be turning out the cash for the chance to stream this one.
After a lot of crying at the end I had to leave this review, so that I can look back at the first time this movie broke my heart ..... (RIP MASS SHOOTING VICTIMS)
Three Chris's (2010)
What a fantastic and movie piece of cinema
I saw this at a local viewing online via the world wide web on line. I've got to say that I have never been so moved and touched by such a fantastic and dramatic movie .
Surprised to read some other reviews (i assume they will be deleted soon) as upon watching this movie I have now had to reconsider everything about my life entirely. The three Chris's will go down in history as one of the greats - as soon as this gets discovered. I will be acclaimed a hero among movie reviewers.
Thank you and goodnight !!!!
4 Presidents (2020)
A Wonderous Piece For The Ages Of Screens Computers And Simulation Living
Wow what an excellent perspective on america. i can tell from this alone that Ken has a produced another fantastic piece of commentary that we can all sit back and enjoy this one with many many years to come . Thanks so much for this fantastic and persistent .
The Sims Spark'd (2020)
EA are CLUELESS
The fact that this has even been created in the first place shows the massive disconnect that EA has from their core fanbase. What a waste of time and money
Can't imagine anyone legitimately leaving 10/10. No positives whatsoever