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Dawn of the Dead (2004)
So what started turning people into zombies?
Awful movie I mean come on first its a lady who sees a girl named Vivienne on the way home then she has a skate around the block, the nurse walks home has a quickie in the shower comes out then all the sudden Vivienne has all blood over her.
The girl bites her boyfriends neck he dies and instantly turns into a zombie the nurse lady runs out and quickly jumps in her car and speeds off then AMAZINGLY first time in zombie movies I've ever seen. These zombies have I.Q and good physical strength.
After that the starting song goes on and all you see are some military troops getting killed, some black guy saying that he doesn't know what caused it.
Then throughout the movie they hide in a mall having sex, having a party, then when Andy the guy next door dies they decide to make a break for it.
They make an armoured car with chainsaws, and other weapons such as shotguns, and rifles then when they drive out about 4-5 of the 10 die 3 already died in the mall because they got shot.
They run to the docks board a ship go to some random place some girl who was never seen on the movie takes off her bikini then they crash into a weird island and go off then you can see a hundred zombies run to them.
Overall HOW THE HELL DID THE ZOMBIES GO ON THE ISLAND THEY CAN'T SWIM? WHAT CAUSED THE OUTBREAK? WHERE WERE THE MILITARY? ITS BASED IN USA I'M SURE EVERY American HAS A GUN HOW CAN ZOMBIES RUN,JUMP THEY DON'T HAVE ANY IQ LEFT.
cant give it any lower than 1
The Patriot (2000)
One sided movie?
I've never seen a movie so one sided before.
OK I find some of the battle scenes hardly possible two boys aged 7 and 9 and a farmer who has had NO musket training or shooting practices before somehow can take out 20 well trained red coats.
Then isn't the musket supposed to be a bad weapon since the bullet fires out of the nozzle and goes left or right if thats the case how did militia have such sniper like marksmanship.
Hardly any US troop casualties. Mel Gibson able to pick up a fired bayonet blade before taving could finish him off.
British troops were brutal? Oh comon its a war both sides were brutal even Mel was brutal in that movie but he was still a hero for some reason (british solider running away and Mel chasing and hacking him away with an Axe right in front of his sons who were cheering him on)/
The Escape (1997)
The Escape??
The title does not match the story much, since there is 15 minutes of Clayton escaping from a mad policeman and the police force then for the rest of the hour he manages to end up in a house when it was pouring down.
Later on he meets some girl, they talk about their dreams after talking for over an hour morning came police raided the house Clayton runs to a nearby dam does a Peter Pan like the fugitive and gets shot.
After all that is this even an escape movie or him talking about his dreams with a young musician about opening a club called the cage also some other questions are "what happened to that cop".