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Better Call Saul Presents: Slippin' Jimmy (2022)
its slippin time
Across all six episodes this show makes like three references to breaking bad and better call saul
in a single episode there are seven references to crypto
i rest my case.
Cool Cat Fights Coronavirus (2021)
probably the best film ever made
A few weeks ago, I believed there weren't any reasons for me to go on living. I didn't feel any emotions, and yet it felt as though I were experiencing every emotion all at once. Everything was incomprehensible and paradoxical, and it created a sort of tension inside me. The pressure just kept growing and growing, and it felt like my head was about to explode. But it never did. The tension never stopped building. I wanted to kill myself. After a little while, I decided I'd do it by shooting myself. To do that I'd need to get a gun, though, so I went online to do some research on the subject. At one point, I misclicked, and it brought me to a YouTube video. The video was about a film called "Gun Self-Defense For Ladies (and for men too!)". Apparently, this film was made by a man called Derek Savage. I went down an internet rabbit hole, and ultimately, it led me to this movie. Cool Cat Fights Coronavirus. This movie might be the best thing that ever happened to me. The score would give Eminem a run for his money. The action left me filled with adrenaline and dripping in sweat. And the cliffhanger ending with Cool Cat Stops a School Shooting had me wanting more. Honestly, I don't want to die anymore. This film has restored my hope in humanity. Bravo, Savage. And thank you, Cool Cat.
Cool Cat Saves the Kids (2015)
An absolute masterpiece.
This movie is godly. It's absolutely beautiful. It's on the level of genius works of art such as Digging Minecraft Style and the Teletubbies. Without this movie, humanity would be doomed. The children would all get devoured by bullies, run over by cars, and starved from lack of lunch money. This movie is the only reason I have any hope for humanity. Had it not been for this movie, I would have walked across the street WITHOUT looking both ways (aka suicide). The people who are giving this movie 1/10 ratings are all just lying punk trolls who deserve to rot in hell along with Butch the Bully and Dirty Dog. Now, is Cool Cat Saves the Kids the worst movie ever? No. But is it the best movie ever?
Yes.