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Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull (2008)
My 4 year old writes a better script!
If you like Indiana DON'T watch this movie. It's better to remember him the way he was in previous movies. To hide the fact that this movie is so bad they put stupid jokes in it,so bad that no comedian would dare to do them on-stage or risk being stoned to death.
No IJ movie is complete without a few highspeed chases but even those are boring. To spice them up they use a bucket of special effects which hide a few of the biggest mistakes. With every chase you see the tiremarks of the testrun on the road so you can tell where they brake or change direction.
The historical facts in this movie are mostly wrong and so many I stopped counting. In a lot of scenes you see crew or equipment like spotlights or microphones. The amount of continuity goofs is so big I could make a list a few pages long.
Conclusion: Maybe kids could appreciate this movie but I can't. This movie is a waste of time.
A Friday Night Date (2000)
An ideal torture instrument
This is the worst film I've ever seen. The acting in this movie is so bad it gives me a headache. Specially the beginning of the chase where Danielle Brett is telling Casper van Dien to "watch out","slow down" and "be careful" is painfully embarrassing to watch. During the chase you see a few cars pretending to drive there but the rest of the road is empty in front and behind the chase.
The whole film (at least the part I watched) is full of self-repairing cars n stuff. Scratches,dents and broken taillights all gone in the blink of an eye.
If you really hate someone give em this movie to watch.
Jim.