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Night Swim (2024)
You've got to be kidding.
I know what happened here. An executive got a new pool, turned to his friend and said, "Bro what if this was haunted."
Easily the lasiest premise for a movie I've seen in a long time. It's painfully obvious this was originally a short and they tried as hard as they could to stretch it out to feature length. Very obvious this is a first time director, it's painfully boring and full of cliche jump scares that we've seen a million times now.
All I can say is I hope everyone involved got paid well. I'd be very embarrassed to have this on my resume. Even Wyatt Russell seems to be struggling to seem interested.
Wavelength (1967)
I want my time back.
A friend showed me this recently.... I'm assuming as a joke. Beyond the most boring thing I've ever seen in my life and I hope no one else has to endure it.
The Angry Video Game Nerd: Carmageddon 64 (N64) (2021)
Hilarious!
I remember playing this game when I was little and hated it. It's one of the few games (along with Pepsi-Man which made a great episode that I wanted to see him review and it didn't disappoint!
Euphoria (2019)
Edgy
I swear they went down a check list of anything edgy they could put in a show. The cast and acting is over all fine but it's so dark that it becomes Hilarious.
Night of the Animated Dead (2021)
So Bad It's Good
I have a soft spot for violent animations so maybe I'm biased but I enjoyed the hell out of this movie. Almost word for word a remake but done with questionable animation, iffy voice acting, and showing blood and gore any chance the film makers had. No masterpiece by any means but it's unintentionally funny so I watched it twice in a row.
Dante's Inferno: An Animated Epic (2010)
One of the best video game adaptation.
As far as good and accurate video game adaptations go, this is one of the best. Superior voice talent and very very graphic. Very fun watch.