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Uncharted (2022)
Favourite game franchise destroyed
Such potential. Could of just literally copied the game. What a mess. Sully and nates friendship begins with mistrust? Sully has nates personality and jokes? What a waste of my time.
Two-Tone (2012)
Two tone nev *contains spoilers
This is a movie about a guy with a moustache thats two different colours.
White one side, black the other.
Hes a bit of a ledge.
*spoiler alert*
His son is gay.
Neil (2005)
Agoraphobic trout fisher with a drone
Absolutely huge package. Watch it in 4k for maxiumum effect.
Is it even pleasurable when its that big?
Outdoors is a scary place for some people but when you see monsters like this lurking around its understandable why.
Judy (2019)
The pay off at the end is worth it
Sure, you could give judy herself a 6.8 , maybe thats being generous, but the whole experience is at least a 10/10. I had nothing to do on a week night so i locked her in, went hard for 2hrs and considering it was free, well worth it. Pretty taxed after though and real smelly.
Jules & I (2021)
Jules is a wild ride
Wet and wild ride that never stops.
I was so deep inside jules at times i thought i was gonna cry but i powered through and got the job done.
Messy at the end but well worth it.
F9 (2021)
Zero expectations
I went in fully suspending my logical brain, expecting absolutely nothing.
It was still insanely stupid.
The absolute epitome of american trash.
Makes fast n furious #1 look like a documentary.
Short Circuit (1986)
Better than jbhifi
So the other day my mate goes into jbhifi to get wireless headphones. Upon unboxing them he realises theyve sold him non wireless headphones and tried to upsell him on some that were made back in the 80s. It got me thinking about how bad jbhifi is and how much I wish johnny five could roll up in thurrr and robot ddt the salesman into oblivion.
Point Break (2015)
Not a sequel
"the first point break movie is a perfect movie. Hasnt aged a day. The remake (not a sequel) is sub par but it has some good moments".....Thomas Bicknell.
The Gentlemen (2019)
Waistcoats
"i think i just hate waistcoats".. Thomas Bicknell.