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The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
Easily digestible, ok to watch
I was pleasantly surprised to not see any identity pllitics lurking somehere in this movie, which was a pleasant surprise for a movie made for "modern audiences".
Aside from that, the plit is relatively bland, with no risks taken. A cookie-cutter movie made to keep most happy.
The soundtrack was was made up of tired, over-used hits that I imagine were included to keep all the "old folj" amused.
The art style is gorgeous and the writers have been true to the source material, including numerous fun references to the game franchise.
The voice acting was bland and uninteresting, relying on star power more than anything else.
Nevertheless, for an easy-to-watch film that almost everyone will enjoy, I recommend it. Just don't expect anything mind-blowing.
Zombieland: Double Tap (2019)
What a shame...
As is almost always true for sequels, this is no exception, zombieland 2 is utterly awful in every way. In comparison to the original which tried creating something new and fun to watch, this crap just uses the safe route as many hollywood sequels do; the amount of badly written jokes and cliche's is almost painful to watch, and the story-line is boring and predictable. I'm very glad i didn't watch this at the cinema and frankly quit disappointed i even wasted an hour and a half of my life. Take my word for it, this movie is terrible.
American Virgin (2009)
It was OK, not terrible.
OK, so i borrowed this movie from a buddy, and watched it by myself. I wasn't expecting much when i started it.. And i didn't get much. Just lots of boobies. But that has to be the only good thing about this movie. There is hardly any plot for it. And what little there is just dissolves towards the end of the movie.
As for the acting.. It's not great.. but watchable. It's a real shame that Rob Schneider is doing movies like this now.
But anyway, if you just want a movie with a large amount of nudity in it, then just watch this.
I Give it a 2* out of 5*
Enjoy.
Alex
Mindhunters (2004)
Not that bad.
OK, so i watched this movie again today, since i first saw it when it came out. Personally, i preferred it when i first saw it. This time i saw that the movie isn't great.. but watchable. The film can get cheesy at times, also the actors are pretty bad, the special effects also are crappy.
Apart from that, i would say that you should just watch it the once. Then not again. But that's just me.
I would give it a 2.5 * out of 5 *
If you decide to watch it, then Enjoy.
Alex
18-Year-Old Virgin (2009)
What a terrible film
OK, so i got this movie from a friend and thought because i like sex comedies that this would be great. Within the first few minutes of the movie i hated it, but i watched it all, just in case it got any better... It didn't, only worse. They have stolen loads of jokes from the good sex comedy movies. The Acting is pretty bad too, at times it can be OK, The Camera work also is pretty crap, it has the quality of a porn film, or a 90's TV show. But anyway, if anyone is thinking of watching this.. Don't! You will really regret it.. It's S-H-I-T.
You've been warned.
Alex.