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Mulan (2020)
Guess what's bad
This movie is what's bad. The only thing redeemable about it is the visual effects. Everything else fails to succeed. The action scenes are way to goofy and unrealistic to enjoy, the comedy falls flat every single time, and the cuts are awkward and make the movie hard to watch. The most iconic song from the original movie was "I'll make a man out of you," but when they deliver that line and head into montage in the remake, the song doesn't play. The entire movie doesn't know what it is besides "Mulan", and things constantly feel missing.
Flicky (1984)
Quite an addicting game for '84
Flicky is a cat-and-mouse-chase-style game, where you play as Flicky, and collect baby chicks while getting chased by a cat and an iguana. It is hard enough to keep you hooked, but easy enough for you to not tear your hair out in frustration. 8/10
Halloween II (2009)
Oh god...
This movie is an embarrassment to the Halloween franchise. Sure it was scary and gory, but there was also a side plot of possession and ghosts. It didn't really feel like John Carpenter's and Debra Hill's shape, it felt more like an aggressive mix of Saw and Evil Dead (which are both good movies, but very different from Halloween).
American Ninja Warrior (2009)
Not as good anymore
First things first, I was a competitor a few years ago on the kids version, so I am experienced with this show. Seasons 5-7 were some of the greatest seasons of any show ever, but the newer ones have gotten more forgettable, and are trying to hard. I miss the days when the show was not as much of a company and you could really get to know the competitors, but every show runs it's course (pun intended), and I think that this one has finished.