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The Super Mario Bros. Movie (2023)
At least the sonic movies where funny
I went today with my son and it really sucked. Not funny at all. Flat story and characters. Also the whole thing just felt all really forced like: this and that has to be shown but we dont really know what to do with it. They just dont have anything to offer because this whole super mario universe and the simple characters that are part of it only work in the games and thats what they are made for anyways. I dont like the new look of mario and luigi either with the shiny big eyes. Kinda made me sick. Also weird and dumb they made mario hate mushrooms when he always chills with them and eats them. Only nice part was the beginning in brooklyn with the plumming and their family. I do always liked the games and played most of them. Overal i dont get why they needed to make this. If you dont have good ideas or even only bad ones like it was the case here just dont do it. A movie wasnt necessary at all the games did great and mario just doesnt have movie potential. I hope i can forget this movie so i can continue to enjoy the mario game franchise with my son.
Red Rocket (2021)
Dirt Nasty
A Nasty film about a washed up guy doing bad stuff without really any story other than that. Its not going anywhere and thats why its not interesting. It doesnt have any jokes or really funny moments either the ambiance is more dramatic. Simon rex is just playing himself. A washed up guy doing teenagers and showing off about it. Only difference is in the movie he doesnt do coke and in real life he raps about porn instead of acting in it so he fits the role well. The other actors are ok but they dont have to do anything special they are just talking (trash) the whole movie. A boring movie.
Dont get the high ratings at all.
Space Jam: A New Legacy (2021)
Just a very bad lame and boring movie
Storywise its just the biggest bull.... ever and could easily be made up by a kid from 7 years old.
Its wouldnt be that bad if the story was simple because its the looney tunes but its just bad and annoying just like the acting of lebron and his weird fake kid
The main villian who also creates most of the story is super annoying not funny at all and does not act well his robot friend looks like .... and aint funny. The goonsquad are very forgetable and you only see a couple of them doing a trick during the game and thats all. No soul no real chacter. All the cameos are not more than in the trailer just a flash of them getting by no lines no jokes nothing. Ow and half of them look like cheap dressed up comic con visitors not the real deal. The looney tunes are not in good shape. They only have a handull of real jokes in the whole movie. They get together (only all right part of the moment when they all get picked up from different movies) and than theres the game already . The game didnt had a lot of good action or exciting moments. Just a couple of goofy moves from the looney tunes but it doesnt really feels like they are playing a full game because the choreagraphy and directing is very bad. Also the whole part with the game looks way to flashy and fake with all the ugly CGI and all the real people badly dressed up on the sidelines combined with CGI characters just 1 big mess. The commentators of the game are 2 morons who are not funny at all and very annoying. The looney tunes look bad in CGI and made me sick but ofcourse they had to do it the lame way. If they just did the rogger rabbit and space jam 1 style it would be great but even in toontown they where to lazy to pull it off and made lebron into a cartoon. Ow and the music in the movie is bad as well.
That looney tunes footlocker commercial they did some years ago and the other one with the monstarz both with blake griffin where much better space jam follow ups than this messed up movie.