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The Magnificent Seven (1960)
one of my favorite movies
I love this movie! I've never seen the movie it's based upon, but I'm sure it's a great western adaptation of the Japanese movie. This film has great humor and so-so action scenes. A lot of people prefer the Clint Eastwood spaghetti westerns. Those are great. But the first movie in this series has something special. Eli Wallach's performance in this movie rivals his Good, Bad, Ugly role. He plays a pretty convincing Mexican for a white guy. Speaking of Clint Eastwood westerns, what is the big deal about Unforgiven? It's !@#$ing boring!!! Gene Hackman didn't even save that one. So they draw their guns more historically accurate.WOW!!!! Who cares???!!! In Unforgiven they also wear fancy costumes. People in those days made their own clothes. They would have been all crappy like in the spaghetti westerns. But back to Magnificent Seven.The main reason I enjoy it is because the chick who plays Petra was hot!!! I would have laid down my guns and settled down for her too!!!
White Phantom (1987)
not bad at all
This movie is not terrible. I've seen worse. In the late 80's, ninja movies were in and this was one of them. Sure the fight-choreography is slow, but the dance choreography rocks. Page Leong is sexy in this!!! It could have had a little nudity, but eh, what're you gonna do? Also the story is better than a lot of the cgi loaded garbage that is in theaters these days. This movie is campy and fun. I'll bet Quentin Tarantino likes this movie. Bo Svenson ruled as Colonel Slater. If you like pro wrestling, you'll like this flick. Storytelling for it's own sake. Like Shakespeare said, "The play is the thing.". This movie is probably hard to find, but if you can find it I'd recommend picking it up.