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Oppenheimer (2023)
Thermonuclear fart
I was expecting an interesting and exciting story from Nolan, I was looking forward to the release of the film, but in the end I was disappointed. From the very beginning, instead of a strong story, a patchwork quilt of multi-colored patches awaited me. The director jumped through the chronology, without in any way indicating the transitions between various episodes of Oppenheimer's life, which gave the feeling that you were watching the creation of a drug addict who had caught the onset. Yes, the actors are great, but watching them is boring. Yes, the event is epoch-making, but in the film it is depicted with a loud fart. This is not a movie, but a salad into which the creator puked while stirring and served it to loyal fans under the guise of a gourmet dish. The fans are delighted, covered in mud and demanding more. The rest of the audience stifles a yawn, is bored and perplexed. After this film I completely lost faith in Nolan. Let him continue to make his "masterpieces". I'm no longer interested in him as a director.
Mother/Android (2021)
Dumb mother versus dumb androids
I expected the film to be bad, but I didn't expect it to be that bad. We were not told what caused the androids to rebel. Robots are tired of serving people and therefore they decided to destroy humanity. Although such an action can hardly be called destruction. Because androids run after people and kill them with their bare hands. Therefore, if you have a bat or a pistol at hand, then you have every chance to survive the attack. No one has explained what the military has been doing all this time and where the police have disappeared from the streets. Apparently, the soldiers waited out the attack at the military base, and then got out into the city for beer and canned food, occasionally picking up the surviving civilians. This is the only way to explain the fact that the androids uprising lasted for several months and people fled through the forest.
Everything is very bad with the main character. All the time she only does what annoys the viewer with her behavior. The heroine found out about her pregnancy shortly before the uprising. What did she do for several months after the first attack? She lived with her boyfriend in the woods. Only in the last month did she want to go to Boston. She had the opportunity to give birth to a child at a military base or in an abandoned house, but it's too easy. Therefore, the heroine, groaning and stumbling, gets to Boston, puts her child on a ship sailing to South Korea, throws the legless guy on the street, gets into a military truck herself and goes to the base. End. Why was this film needed? Don't ask.
The Silent Sea (2021)
The plot is too weak
The series has good potential, but everything is killed by the meager description of the universe and the lack of logic in the actions of the characters. We are shown a world on the verge of extinction, but they do not bother to explain what its inhabitants eat. For the entire season, only a few sweets and lines for water were shown. Everything. As if everyone had stopped washing, eating, going to the toilet and producing anything at once. This is the biggest hole in the plot and ruins the whole story.
Into the Night (2020)
Boring, stupid and uninteresting
There was a weak storyline in the first season, but it was interesting to watch due to the fact that the characters tried to get away from danger. In Season 2, I expected to see an explanation of why the sun suddenly became dangerous. I also wanted to see how the survivors overcome new dangers in the form of mutants. But from the first episode, it became clear to me that everything was very bad. Characters behave like a crowd of idiots, create problems for themselves out of the blue. From the plane, the action moved into the bunker, which made the series look cheap. Characters shout in different languages, act out two emotions in the frame. Their backstories are flat and uninteresting, they do not move the plot in any way, they only take up time. I have no desire to watch the show to the end, I don't care how it ends.
Kate (2021)
Not a movie, but a fairy tale
Imagine that Navalny or Litvinenko, after being poisoned, grabbed a pistol and ran to take revenge on the one who poisoned them. Sounds crazy? But here the whole film is built on this. When Kate need to deal with enemies, the main character turns into a terminator, while enemies throw pistols or shoot anywhere, just not at the heroine. When the enemies are defeated, then Kate can remember about the poisoning, roll her eyes, vomit in the sink and wrap herself in a bandage, because the skin falls off. Silly movie. Even bloody scenes do not save it.
La nuée (2020)
Film-sleeping pills
The film is boring. I don't know why other viewers liked it so much, but I struggled with sleep while watching.
Le dernier mercenaire (2021)
The Twine Man is back. Bad script, bad acting, everything we love.
If you have missed the man-twine with the drunken face, then this movie will definitely appeal to you. I find no other reason to watch this film. Everything about it is bad.
Nightflyers (2018)
The most incomprehensible series
Everything in this series is incomprehensible: the plot, the behavior of the characters, the behavior of the aliens. We are shown a huge ship with colonists, but it seems that out of the whole mass of people, only the main characters are busy with work. The rest of the team members play the role of extras and either run in panic, or die, or eat in the background. At the same time, even the main characters manage to act alone, without consulting each other, which makes their actions look like the height of idiocy. For example, one dude started to go crazy. What did the rest of the team do? Right. Nothing. They just gave up on the psycho and continued to go about their business, until he took up the ax and went to kill. And so the whole season. I just don't understand why I watched this.