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What If...?: What If... Captain Carter Were the First Avenger? (2021)
9 for animation, 5 for everything else
The animation in this series is amazing but everything else feels rushed and sloppy just so they could re-do parts of The First Avenger but with Carter. Steve Rogers in the Iron Monger suit feels super out of place in this episode. Not a great start but there's hope for the rest of the series.
We Love You (2016)
Warning: contains Lele Pons
Warning: this movie contains Lele Pons
Lele Pons still does not understand human comedy. She's thinks that loud = funny, which it does not.
Attaway General (2020)
Tik(clap)Tokers(clap)are(clap)not(clap)real(clap)ACTORS(clap)
Whoever decided to make Tik Tok stars actors in a show is delusional. All Tik Tok stars do it lip sing songs and fake dance in front of a phone. No one here is a real actor, with real skill. This just shows how much Tik Tok needs to be banned. The one saving grace to this film is that Lele Pons is not in it, and neither is Logan Paul.
Ultimate Tag (2020)
Enjoyable enough
I enjoyed this show. Anyone who says it's back is probably taking this show too seriously. It's the type of show where you turn off your brain for an hour
The Star Wars Holiday Special (1978)
Beautiful, cinematic masterpiece
First things first, this is one of the best movies of all time. Whoever doesn't like this movie is clearly a hater.
This movie is a gem. It is a masterpiece. It is quiet possibly the best Star Wars movie of all time.
It Chapter Two (2019)
Not scary, too long
I am a huge fan off all things IT, but this didn't do it for me
One thing I have noticed is how people criticize the middle act. And while the middle act is the same thing six different times, I can kind of forgive it because that is the way it is done in the book.
The movie is very foul f-bombs are dropped every minute in the movie, for no reason. The movie also has a healthy amount of blood and gore, again for no reason.
Pennywise is never scary. The overuse of CGI is more prevalent in this movie than in Chapter One. It goes beyond the point of scary, it just looks stupid and laughable. You don't need CGI to make a movie scary(cough, John Carpenter's Halloween, cough)
And finally, any tension the movie builds is broken by Richie, who is always joking around. While this happens in the book, the tension the book builds is not really broken.