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Spider-Man 2 (2004)
The best superhero movie ever made
Spider-man 2 is a practically flawless movie, and it is also the film fans of the comic book have been praying for. The franchise got off to a wonderful start with "spider-man" and made a whole load of money and was a really worth comic book adapt. But compared to this its incy-wincy spider! Peter Parker can't seem to catch any kind of break. Being Spiderman has brought him nothing but problems as far as his personal life is concerned. Not only that, Mary Jane Watson is engaged to astronaut John Jameson, and Peter may lose her forever. Things are so bad for him that he is pushed past his breaking point, so he decides that he doesn't want to be Spiderman anymore, until a freak accident transforms Dr. Otto Octavius into Dr. Octopus, a super-villain with four metal tentacles coming out of him. Peter realises that only Spiderman can stop him, but of course, problems arise. Mary Jane gets caught in the middle, and Harry Osborn, who still blames Spiderman for the death of his father, Norman Osborn, also the Green Goblin, wants him dead. Spiderman will have to push himself past his limits if he's going to survive. Dr Octopus is still the greatest marvel bad guy brought to the big screen yet and him and spidey bring some of the biggest fight scenes to the big screen (watch out for the train sequence). The actors Tobey Maguire (The Good German) and Kirsten Dunst (Marie Antoinette) give wonderful performance each of which are believable. The romance is deep and dramatic! Is there anything wrong with this movie. Its a bit long, and a lot of that is unnecessary. I guess about 20 minuets could of been lost.
A fans dream but also a wonderful treat for causal viewers, its a film you will want to watch over and over again. The greatest superhero movie to date. Its a shame about Spider-man 3 mind.
Feast (2005)
The Worst film i have seen in a long time
This movie was awful, and passably the worst i have EVER seen.
Acting ------- Was some of the worst i have ever seen in a movie not only can Navi Rawat not act she is also painful to watch. But that isn't the worst of it Duane Whitaker was 100 times worse. There best actor was probably Eileen Ryan who was pretty good to be honest.
Story ------ Omg. where do i start? There was no story! thats really all i can say, nothing was explained in this film. Just a bunch of horny aliens killing everybody because Navi Rawat and her husband ran a alien over.
Scary ------ Hell no! there was noting scary about this movie just mindless gore which is expected in a horror but this was just bad unconvincing and basically alien porn! watch it you will see.
Funny ------ At times this movie can be funny, very funny but since when was it a comedy.
Creature --------- Looked terrible,
Just no! waist your money if you want but i wouldn't buy it
City of Angels (1998)
Amazing, Beautiful, Compelling...overall one hell of a movie
It truly is amazing and being a young boy of 15 i normally don't like this stuff, however i am a massive Goo Goo Dolls fan and i heard this was the movies soundtrack so i decided to watch it ... and oh boy I'm glad i did. Strangely enough there is some amazing cinematography. There is some awesome acting. And some really really emotional moments. i was loving this film all the way through. And with the little problem the fact I'm not a Nicolase Cage Fan, but he was pretty good in this!
Overall this is a amazing experience.
And deserves your full attention.
My overall favourite romance!
BEAUTIFUL.
Go and see it..now!
Saw II (2005)
Just as good if not better than the first!
twice as gory, still as smart...however its like three times as unbelievable as the first one. This man "john" was beaten to a pulp and survived. Possably not as easy to watch than the first and not as suspenseful. The gore is amazing in this movie. There's a specific moment neer the end that i always cringe at. Amanda (up until the twist) is a likable character...you don't or at least i didn't want anything to happen to her. The movie seems rushed in a way it isn't suspenseful. The first one was. But the horror and the gore makes this movie just as good as the first maybe not better as i said in my saw review but just as good! I gave this movie a 8/10 See this if you enjoyed " saw, hostel"
Saw (2004)
Not the sick ass horror movie i was expecting, but still really really good!
Smart, sophisticated and amazing well made with the minor fall of it being not gory well ... at all. Sure the foot, and the stomach thing was sick! Still i was expecting more. Anyway screw all that this film is really good, number two is better ( omg sequel better? ) but still this is amazing. The Actings bad. The scares are really scary and overall this is a one to watch. Amazing ending but I'm not gonna tell you what happens because that will spoil it. Bewarned its no for the faint hearted.
Over All i give saw a 8/10.
GAME OVER!
Jeepers Creepers (2001)
So bad its good
Thing is this movie collapsed on itself when *spoiler ahead* the cool character know as the creepers turned in a creature. A slasher movie turned into a monster movie. This movie deserves a 4 but it is a film you love to hate. I laugh when my friends call this "scary or gory" when really it should be a comedy. Oh and don't get me started on Jeepers Creepers 2. I was expecting more from this movie but hey if a horror movie makes me laugh and not scream its a start. The good thing about this is that it returns to the old school type horror that we saw in Nightmare on elm street and Friday the 13th!
So overall i give Jeepers a 6/10 It should be 4 but oh well its really not to bad If you liked this review look out for my "Jeepers Creepers 2" Review
X-Men (2000)
X-Men .... Rocks!
After hating the comics and hating everything marvel had made movie wise i wasn't really gonna go and see it. And then i realised it had Hallie Berry in so i changed my mine instantly and i was glad i did this ( despite not being as good as number 2 ) is amazing. Its suspenseful, breathtaking film-making by the one and only Brian Singer... i recently saw X-3 and think some people are being harsh about it. Its really quite good despite being the worse in the saga. So yeah if your a fan of the comics go and see it..if your not go and see it anyway. You will be blown away.
X-1 - 8/10.
X-2 - 10/10.
X-3 - 7/10.
AVP: Alien vs. Predator (2004)
Things arnt getting much better are they?
The first 3 alien movies and the 1st Predator movie are masterpieces. Predator 2 is averages and Alien Resurrection Is bad. So we where all hoping AVP would Resurrect both franchises, we where wrong. The first mistake they made was setting it on earth. Predator fans may be fine with that but alien fans wont. the second mistake they made was killing off two predators at the start. And then came the queen a creature so CGI it was hard to remember the good old days in James Camrons "aliens". oh and the biggest problem ...when i think of AVP i think of millions of predator and aliens kicking the sh!t out of each other here we see 3 predators vs 50 aliens. Tut Tut maybe Paul Anderson should give up directing and go back to school.
I wanted to give it 0 but i cant
Twister (1996)
Twister
Is a fun movie and thats really all i can say ... however since i have to fill at least 10 lines i will continue. The effects are stunning even today, the acting from Helen hunt is good however bill Paxton isn't a very good actor. There is so background romance going on in this movie however that is forgettable. the effects make the romance small. This is also i extremely emotional movie with so very sad moments. Corny at points but still very enjoyable. The opening scene is brilliant and very scary. Brilliant cinematography as the landscape are amazing and one particular scene *spoiler ahead* where twin twisters are moving over water and join ... its so amazing.
Ovwerall i give twister a massive 4/5
The Missing (2003)
Beautiful
This is a really really beautiful and touching film. Ron Howard never fails when it comes to make a moving movie. The acting is amazing and the script is at its finest. I had watched this movie just last night after not watching it in almost a year and its a refreshing change. Really it is unique in the 21st century .... there isn't many films like it out now. This is No.12 in my top 20 favourite movie and is definitely worth a watch even if you don't like the genera. It has so gory-ish scenes and some swearing. I'm going to keep this short because I'm finding it hard to comment any more on this movie but i leave you with this.
The Missing - *****/***** See this movie if you liked other Ron Howard Films Thank you for reading this comment and goodnight...also lookout for my other comments!
Scary Movie 3 (2003)
Yawn
This movie despite having its moments is a snooze fest. I mean the first 2 scary movies were really really good and so was the fourth but this one is just a bore. The 8 mile spoof was mildly boring but the signs spoof was so bad! The Ring spoof was quite funny but that doesn't make this a good movie. this is a half-assed attempt at making a movie funny. Anna Faris is the reason i gave this movie a 4 because she is still very funny. Oh god I'm even getting bored writing this review. So don't go buy it unless its very very very very very very very very very very very cheep.
So overall i give this movie a 4/10 or ** . If you enjoyed this review then you might like my scary movie 2 review Thankyou and goodnight.
Resident Evil: Apocalypse (2004)
Not As Good As The First One, But Its Still One Hell Of A Ride
Sure it has its flaws but you have to admit its still a fun movie to watch! Milla's acting hasn't improved but with the addition of Sienna performance is brilliant and in my opinion the only person who could play Jill Valentine. The licker's look really good compared to them in the first film but that doesn't make it better. The story is stupid and at places boring. The scare factor has dropped but the action factor has improved. This is more resident evil than the first one but it isn't as well polished. So over all this is a very Friday night movie but it isn't the first one, you cant watch this film over and over and over again but hey if its cheep its well worth a look.
Its Well worth a look at 6/10 or ***. If you enjoyed this review you may enjoy my Resident Evil review.
Thank You And Goodnight.
Resident Evil (2002)
Evil Never Dies
Edge of your seat action, gory zombies and hot girls fighting evil. Is there anything wrong with this movie ... well yes The Movie lacks the scare factor we had in the RE games, and i miss that. Milla does a good job with the lead despite the fact her acting skills are limited her sexiness makes up for that! Michelle Rodriguez Is Perfect in this role and she really impressed me . I had my worries when i saw Paul Anderson because i hated Event Horison And i hated AvP ( grrr avp is the worst movie ever made, it brought shame to both franchises ) but to my surprised it was pretty damn good. The licker I'm sad to say looked horrible it did really really bad but everything that was bad about this movie is eventually washed from your mind. Nice ending, Nice Acting, nice zombies = nice movie.
I give this movie a **** star rating.
And if you enjoyed this review you may enjoy my Resident Evil Apocalypse.
Thank You And Goodbye.
Scary Movie 2 (2001)
Shut up and laugh
Its hard to review scary movie because its meant to be bad. And boy this is bad but in a good way. Critics are missing the point its meant to be bad. Some parts are very, very funny and others are just plane horrible. The Exorcist spoof is just plain hilarious and its pretty much downhill from there. Its not the best in the series but its not the worst. Tim Curry was brilliant as usual and i was very happy so see him.
Scary Movie -10/10.
Scary Movie 2 -6/10.
Scary Movie 3 -4/10.
Scary Movie4 -8/10.
If you enjoyed this review you might enjoy my Scary Movie Review.
Scary Movie (2000)
Leave your brains at the door, you wont need them
I really thought i wouldn't like this movie. Fart jokes just don't appeal to me, however i started to like Anna Faris's character Cindy. She was funny, stupid and innocent. I think they spoofed the right film because Scream was really stupid but in a good way so I'm glad they spoofed that. Scary Movie is a nonstop gag fest that anyone can enjoy. So long as your over 18. The ending was fantastic if a little predictable. Shaon Elizabeth was great. Overall it was soo funny and soo cool. Some jokes are bad and some really bad but on a hit/miss basis there is more hits than misses. At some point it can be scary in a weird way. its also quite gory, I'm not going to get into any detail because my reviews are spoiler free but if you watch it you will see. Some parts where boring but others exciting. so overall this is a very funny movie with some bad moments.
*****/*****
Signs (2002)
A Shyamalan Shocker That Has A Horrabily Stupid Ending.
I must admit that this film did have me on the edge of my seat because it was scary, fun and well written, however Shyamalan end this movie with the worst twist passable. " Water burns the aliens skin". I mean what the hell was that. Alien = intelligent life form ... erm lets invade a planet with more water than land and where its inhabitance are 70 percent water ....... i mean what the hell was he on. Normally i like his twists but this 0mg its just so stupid. lets get onto a different subject shall we. Acting - Mel Gibson does a amazing job as usual but sadly Joaquin Phoenix did a really bad job. He put no effort into his character but i never think he does. This Movie isn't horrible but it isn't great. I really wanted to give this movie a 6/10 but that ending, just oh god. If you happen to come across this movie in a rental store and your looking for some good clean scares i say rent it but be ready for that vile ending. Also if your a fan of Mel Gibson fan i'd say give this movie a shot but don't be expecting a masterpiece. Shyamalan hasn't done himself any favours here. My Faverite Shyamalan is the village.
If you enjoyed this review you may want to check out my review for The Village.
The Village (2004)
Shyamalan best movie so far.
I enjoyed this movie a lot because of the story, actors ( i love weaver sooooo much ) and of course the jump out of your seat moments. Yeah sure this movie isn't very scary and the monsters don't look amazing but that doesn't make this movie any less enjoyable. Bryce Dallas Howard was simply amazing and this movie was perfect for her. Sigourney Weaver is my all time favourite actress. 1. because shes beautiful 2. because shes a brilliant actress. 3. because she stared in the best film ever made (alien). 4. Oh god i just love her, shes sooooo amazing. The one thing i didn't like about it is that the town elders sounded a bit evil making up the creatures like that. Still they were trying to protect the villagers from the outside world. I would love to live there as long as Weaver lives there. It seems so peaceful and quiet, the setting is brilliant. Lady in the water is my second favourite Shyalmalan followed by signs ... i have sadly not seen the sixth sense of unbreakable yet nut i hope i can see then soon. The Village has quickly become my 8th favourite movie with lady in the water one place above it at 9th. I hope Shamalan continues to make brilliant masterpieces.
If you enjoyed this review look out for my review of Lady In The Water
Lady in the Water (2006)
This movie shows how stupid the critics can be sometimes.
I say that because its simply amazing a perfect fairytale with a twist, scary at some points but overall the part that stands out the most is its originality. Nights second best film, his best being The Village. Acting was superb Bryce Dallas Howard did an amazing job in both the village and this, she portrays a pale fragile beautiful person in both films. I think this movie was bullied by the movie critics, they said it was horrible. It wasn't it was brilliant. The critics have no imagination this was far-fetched for sure, but who said that was a problem. The critics have absolutely no imagination at all. I hear people saying its stupid that people like this piece of junk. I heard one man saying he laughed every time he heard the word narf...now lets just think for a moment. I heard the same people giving The Lord Of The Ring Trilogy a 10/10 but I'm my opinion thats just as far-fetched if not more farfecthed as the lady in the water. Night continues to give us brilliant movies, in fact he is probably the greatest Director/Writer of the 21st century. This movie was amazingly crafted, I prefer this to The Lord Of The Ring Trilogy and thats saying something. The creature looked amazing and very very scary. So overall i give this movie a solid 10/10. I wish that the critics would shut there stupid ass hole mouths and stop bashing it. M. night.Shyamalan never fails to deliver. I leave you by saying go see this with your kids and enjoy it for what it is a fairytale that is not only for young gild, its for every one.
See this if you liked : The Village and Signs.
So over i give this film a solid 10/10 or *****.