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Frozen II (2019)
Two Good Moments
Look the visuals were great, that's it. The story however is terrible with no reason to do anything. The point of the first one was Anna and Elsa going on their own journeys and finding themselves and what they want. This one feels like the same thing again but Olaf mr stark's and Elsa is just straight up selfish. Only one song was enjoyable (Lost in the Woods is a jam, change my mind). Apart from that song, a Queen homage, dipper from gravity falls and the visuals not much else is great.
Modern Times Forever (2011)
Best Horror Movie Ever
Truth be told this is a long movie and that's ok. If you mange to sit through 240 hours of pure terror and concentrate on what's happened you should have realised by then that the moral of it all is time is precious and you shouldn't waste it. Also take a moment at the end to realise the fact that you just watched a friggin 10day long film. Truly a masterclass in horror. I mean the beard you will have grown and the stench that will have accumulated is terrifying and adds to the atmosphere of the film. A must watch for anybody who loves film and wants a masterclass. Just like the movie though by the time you have finished reading this you should've realised yet again that this is wasted time.
Jojo Rabbit (2019)
Nearly perfect
I only saw this movie a few hours ago and thought meh I'll write a review so here goes
This movie was so close to perfect. The movie started and I was a little iffy with the comedy but it only took five minutes or so for me to get right into it. The Nazi and jew jokes are handled very well. Some of the jokes didn't always land like the scene where they are talking about kissing but apart from that nothing else. Only lots of tiny things really. The movie prevails in telling an emotionally rich comedy about anti hate and a kid whose imaginary friend is the one balled warlord. Overall a very good movie with rich comedy and a story that on the surface looks funny but is much deeper and better than anything I could've predicted. 9/10