Reviews

Some of you acting as if the Director kidnapped you, rinsed your savings account as a ticket fee, and Strapped you Clockwork Orange style to watch this 33,000 times on loop.

Ok list style, here we go.

1. The Kills: Pretty original, some offscreen. I mean how much excitement do you really expect from a 70 foot shark eating a person? Is it a Spielberg level event when you eat a single mini m&m? Grade B 2. The plot: It was alright. A small twist in it. I could see this having a different ending a few ways. Grade B 3. Acting: It was hit and miss. Possibly due to the writing. Don't even try to sell me that 50 shades would have been a better movie with Sir Anthony Hopkins in his Prime with Helen Mirin go cast. Actors can only do so much with the role. Grade C+ The wife, and Son are probably the most believable acting in this.

4. CGI SFX: B It was better than anything The Asylum ever did, but yes it's not the MEG and it's not Jaws and it doesn't have to be.

Over all grade with no Zach Galifianakis-Alan mathematical questions in a casino is a B + cause I like shake movies. To score an A though it's tough to come close to Jaws. Even Bruce the shark for all the issues looks like something you'd NEVER want to see in the open ocean.

Do yourself a favor, if you're reading this, don't watch the trailer. Just watch the movie Full Screen and don't multitask. You can watch the trailer after you've seen the movie.

Best movie I've seen in a long time. Nice to see Lance in a good role as well. All four of the main cast deserve awards. It'll subvert your expectations a few times. The haters or lopsided critics of this, likely loved the hangover as if it were a Shakespearian production. Not all movies need Jerry Bruckheimer producer and the budget of a Roland Emmerich end of the world pace. If you felt nothing watching this movie I can only guess you lived in a sheltered bubble, never seen, nor received any first hand abuse, or been in a fist fight. Maybe you never even left the town you were born in.